I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
Guinness wasn't proud of this one.
Submitted 11 hours ago by HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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redlemace@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
redlemace@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 3 hours ago
Fake. 36 red bulls would literally kill a horse, let alone a human, even if they weighed as much as a horse.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
The LD50 for caffeine in humans is 150-200mg/kg, so if you weighed only 36kg, that ain’t enough caffeine to kill you.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 2 hours ago
Go ahead and test those numbers yourself.bReport back to us how 20 grams of caffeine goes.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of women masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
y’all should try to break the record.
new_guy@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
That’s one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
jade52@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
This pumpkin looks how I feel
phx@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Their dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
“…after the previous holder died from his last attempt.”
He died doing what he loved…
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 minutes ago
…Himself
mossberg590@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
robocall@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
haha pump
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
don’t they send someone over to watch you break the record
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 hours ago
Not just one but a bunch of nuts cum over.
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
2 short of true headline greatness.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
Did not know you could die doing that…
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
I can’t find the news article, so this might be fake. But I did find this.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
mEEGal@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I know a challenging fap when I see one
zexyqag@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
How do they measure an orgasm?
tomi000@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Multiple judges must be present and observing closely. They are experts in distinguishing moans
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
He must have very soft hands, I’m usually chafed after 6.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
omg they could split this record into two categories - with lube/lotion or without.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 minutes ago
Uncircumcised guys get a huge boost in the “without” category
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
I bet he didn’t even use Margaret Thatcher’s Boner Smasher.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
fasc-light
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Image
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Professional wankers switch hands every five minutes. It helps to rest each arm each session.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
That’s a gooner move, resets the clock so you can go longer