OP figures out love languages

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Not sure how to react to this tbh.

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1000004662

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Her name is ladybird. You gotts call it laaaaadybird like that or she won’t come

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who’s a good girl!!! Yeah you! You’re the goodest girl! Yes you are!!!

  OP scratches gf behind her ears, puts her outside, fucks the dog.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes! That’s exactly what we… wait.

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• Steve@communick.news ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is completely reasonable.
  It makes too much sense to be a shit post.

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  • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s just healthy adaptation. They care for their partner so they found a way to meet their partner’s needs that isn’t overly burdensome.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, what on earth makes you happier than someone you care about being excited to see you?

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I just do the things to her that I do to my dog, because I love my dog more.

      Ah, I see — we’re calling this healthy now.

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  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the week that Lemmy shitposting died. Now its just horny on main and tumblr reposts.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would unironically love it if my wife would bust out a chocolate telling me “whos a good boy?”.

  I will wash the dishes for that.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro, dogs can’t have chocolate! \s

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I would! I want to try that shit.

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Years ago I was a young white guy with long hair and a short ish beard. Someone at my job decided I looked like shaggy from scooby doo. The name kinda stuck and became my nickname.

      Few months later, I was at work and one of the guys came over and asked for some favor. I forget what it was but it wasn’t like a 30 second thing, it was like a multi hour task. I denied the request and made some excuse. He then reached behind his back and pulled out a box of scooby snacks. They were like small graham crackers in the shape of a dog head like scooby. “Would you do it for a scooby snack?” Everyone around started laughing, even I started laughing.

      I didn’t end up doing it and the task was just made up for the joke. It was pretty funny though. He said he saw them over the weekend when grocery shopping for his family and thought the joke was too good.

      Side note, they still make scooby snacks and the kid I’m basically raising actually really likes them.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want this sooooo bad.

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• guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hope his gf reads it.

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ouf, that tldr tho

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  • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just do the things to her that I do to my dog…

    Sooo… You’re doing it… doggystyle? 👉🏼👈🏼

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• callyral@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is kinda sad but I’m… glad it worked?

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  • Soleos@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s sad only because the tone is dismissive/condescending. Otherwise it’s just describing someone who figured out how their gf likes to receive affection. My head canon says they’ve only been dating for a couple months and they’ve had their dog for years.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think I could ever love a partner more than I love my cat tbh

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