Anon borrows a pen

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• turdas@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If anon were smooth, he would’ve asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “a terrible plan is better than no plan at all” or something. Anon learned that wisdom the hard way, and thus became an incel probably

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Talk to women-> inceldom

    Don’t talk to women-> inceldom

    The game was rigged from the beginning, boys

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    • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The only winning move is not to play.

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  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Back in my day, we called awkward actions around people we were attracted to “learning experiences” and just tried to do better next time. In retrospect, should’ve just given up and dwelled in shame and hatred the rest of my life

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• k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He should have asked her number and written it on his penis before walking away.

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  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If he drew it on her hand, that would be even better

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  amazing

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Baller move. Anon should have just owned it.

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  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• Boozilla@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  …and then a wah-wah guitar started playing…and the hot girl said:

  “That’s a really nice penis you drew there.”

  Um, I think maybe I need to watch better movies.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  An ordinary day on 4chan

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  > draws a penis on his palm

  > hits her table with that hand

  > wanna know what’s there, bae?

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• nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Should have offered a handshake.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You. Principal’s office. Now.

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• Uri@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  True asshole

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