“a terrible plan is better than no plan at all” or something. Anon learned that wisdom the hard way, and thus became an incel probably
Anon borrows a pen
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/afd926df-cbb8-4089-8b98-ffc16502dd61.jpeg
Comments
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Talk to women-> inceldom
Don’t talk to women-> inceldom
The game was rigged from the beginning, boys
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
The only winning move is not to play.
protist@retrofed.com 2 months ago
Back in my day, we called awkward actions around people we were attracted to “learning experiences” and just tried to do better next time. In retrospect, should’ve just given up and dwelled in shame and hatred the rest of my life
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
He should have asked her number and written it on his penis before walking away.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
If he drew it on her hand, that would be even better
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 months ago
amazing
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Baller move. Anon should have just owned it.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
…and then a wah-wah guitar started playing…and the hot girl said:
“That’s a really nice penis you drew there.”
Um, I think maybe I need to watch better movies.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
An ordinary day on 4chan
ddplf@szmer.info 2 months ago
> draws a penis on his palm
> hits her table with that hand
> wanna know what’s there, bae?
Uri@infosec.pub 1 month ago
True asshole
nullspace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Should have offered a handshake.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You. Principal’s office. Now.
turdas@suppo.fi 2 months ago
If anon were smooth, he would’ve asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.