Let me answer your more pressing question, yes Butt Nutts come in a tactical camo!

We get this question often for whatever reason. Let me ask you, are you gay for having your two Christ given nuts? No? Then why would adding more nuts make you gay? It wouldn’t make you gay is the truth.

If this is regarding the butt plug attachment mechanism, we tested several other attachment mechanisms to attach our nuts to butts. What we found is our AWD butt plug performed better than all others options. Our beta testers all said the current design of Butt Nuts was the most pleasurable and effective.

Once you try our Butt Nutts you’ll be so full of new confidence, you’ll brush any naysayers with a clever wittism like “Talk to my nuts” or something to that effect.

Even if it did make you gay there’s nothing wrong with that. Frankly, if you got a problem with that you can buy our product and shove it up your ass.