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Human rice cooker

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When you want your whole body to smell like someone else’s stinky feet, but don’t want to smell them yourself.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Another pressing problem has been solved!

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      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Another decisice victory for Temu

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not until the marination is complete, anyway.

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      People pay good money for that

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    footjob tent

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Unus Anus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.

    What a silly one-time thing.

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    • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What a thing to read at 10 am

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    • karma@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, one-time thing…

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    • nihilomaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      pleeeaaase don’t mistype annus

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      • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Fish-Bach and Nester would approve.

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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I…is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

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    • loomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nope an Asian dieting thing.

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      • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Huh…since I’ve seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

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      • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭

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    • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Anything is if you’re brave enough

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  • mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hell, it’s 2025. Don’t act like it’s your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent…

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    • Binky@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Holy crap that’s funny.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Here’s what I don’t get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

    Why the terrible photoshop?

    You’ve got a product. You make it. It’s cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

    And surely somebody who works for you isn’t a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

    But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

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  • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Donebrach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      toot toot

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  • vane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Siamese twins with shared legs.

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  • callmepk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan…

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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hmmmmm

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