Winged? Where’s my flamethrower
longiboie
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rockerface@lemm.ee 1 month ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Arent most cockroaches winged?
chloroken@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Cockroaches are insects. Insects have wings. Very, very few exceptions.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again…
You’re holding a roach.
Stop that.
bulwark@lemmy.world 1 month ago
THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.
DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF I HAVE A LONG PENIS.
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
[…] longipennis is found in [redacted]
Where is it??? Where did the long penis go??
rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaloblatta_longipennis
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
this post was a three-hit combo, but then somebody decided to perform comedy homicide. We need an amputation, stat!
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
MBM@lemmings.world 1 month ago
That’s just the rule of Tumblr screenshots, you always have to include one reply too many
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Need to end the string with a null character
Goretantath@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It literaly has a penis design in its wing XD
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Heh, yeah, it does xD
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach.”
“What the fuck? This guy’s outta his mind… A joint roach doesn’t look anything like a fucking cockroach!”
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You feel like you’re going to have a…good time?
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The only roach infestation I might be okay with. Maybe.
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I really dislike this posts where people just take things without checking.
The Latin name is Megaloblatta longipennis. Longi is the inflexion of longus which means long. Pennis is the inflection of penna which can mean feather, wing or fin.
So “longwings”
ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 month ago
what’s the first sentence in the picture
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I can’t fucking read omg
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So… Biggus diccus?
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Long penis go burrrrr