longiboie

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• undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I really dislike this posts where people just take things without checking.

  The Latin name is Megaloblatta longipennis. Longi is the inflexion of longus which means long. Pennis is the inflection of penna which can mean feather, wing or fin.

  So “longwings”

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  • ClathrateG@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what’s the first sentence in the picture

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    • undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t fucking read omg

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  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So… Biggus diccus?

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Long penis go burrrrr

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Winged? Where’s my flamethrower

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Arent most cockroaches winged?

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    • chloroken@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cockroaches are insects. Insects have wings. Very, very few exceptions.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

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• KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again…

  You’re holding a roach.

  Stop that.

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• bulwark@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.

    DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF I HAVE A LONG PENIS.

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    • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sick guitar riff

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• sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  […] longipennis is found in [redacted]

  Where is it??? Where did the long penis go??

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  • rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaloblatta_longipennis

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this post was a three-hit combo, but then somebody decided to perform comedy homicide. We need an amputation, stat!

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  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    alright did it masel

    Image

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  • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just the rule of Tumblr screenshots, you always have to include one reply too many

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Need to end the string with a null character

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• Goretantath@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It literaly has a penis design in its wing XD

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heh, yeah, it does xD

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach.”

  “What the fuck? This guy’s outta his mind… A joint roach doesn’t look anything like a fucking cockroach!”

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You feel like you’re going to have a…good time?

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only roach infestation I might be okay with. Maybe.

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