It’s false though. The mantis shrimp would easily destroy a crab with 1 punch
5x Evolutionary Winner
Submitted 5 months ago by misterdoctor@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can you think of the evolutionary pressures it went through to develop it’s eyes, colors, and .22 round punch?
I shudder to think what it’s ancestors faced.
Like the BOBBIT WORM
Soup@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But is the mantis shrimp just a one trick pony? What’s the breakdown on general feasibility versus specialization? Or is the mantis shrimp truly the secret weapon that crabs wish they were?
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
crabs may be better in nearly every aspect, but have you considered that crabs don’t see 16 primary colors
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Something something banana organ.
Idk. I’m not an alien.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Meron35@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance
Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread
sag@lemm.ee 5 months ago
That’s why I use Rust.
angrystego@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And it’s the ideal female body too.
distantsounds@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Crab people, crab people
Walk like crab
Talk like peopleleadore@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I mean your hands have teeth who could beat that
HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
According to Jordan Peterson anyway.
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not yet.
We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Cute comment, but the nerd in me needs you to provide a sauce for making a statement like that. You can’t extrapolate evolution like that, brah
TTimo@lemm.ee 5 months ago
That one’s cooked though?
misterdoctor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried
fl42v@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Not only perfomance, but also safety
Thteven@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We must evolve to crab if we want to survive
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Why not zoidberg? 🦀
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 months ago
CRAB BATTLE!!!
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 5 months ago
DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Facts
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Why is carcinization suddenly being referenced so much?
passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s time. Get in the soup
negativenull@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Am I a joke to you?
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Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Honestly I’d like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species…but OP’s keeps repeatedly evolving
Cypher@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I nominate sharks, which evolved over 400 million years ago, before trees existed.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Clearly a crab who has manned its battle station