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I would wait and hide, allowing the T-Rex to tire itself out. Then, one night, when the T-Rex was especially tired and soundly asleep, I would carefully climb into the T-Rex’s cloaca. There I would stay for the rest of the month.

That’s it, you can keep the 500 million. I’ve already won.

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StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Prose so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye.

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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Literally why humans got to the top of the food chain.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

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- Not_Dav3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Strange, I don’t see the part about hiding in a prey’s cloaca for an entire month. 🤔
  
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  - prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    It’s heavily implied.
    
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a4ng3l@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Clown on ambiance style? How big is a T’s asshole for a grown ass man to fit in??

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- Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  If you do it right, t-rex will learn what it’s been missing and welcome you back with arms wide open.
  
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- wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I’m so flattered that you you see me as a grown ass man <3
  
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  - FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Its not much of a leap to assume you’re an ass man
    
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    BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    That is just disrespectful. They could be a General Manager, District Manager, or Regional Manager. You don’t know.
    
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