Military Surveillance Complex

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• gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Add these:

  Has a massive dong

  Is ready to plow

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  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Subscription to 4 packs of XXL condoms, weekly.

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    • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Alexa, add monster condoms for my magnum dong to my shopping list.

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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Help guys they got me pegged

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• DrSoap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I want to know how to get the has no friends tag

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Constantly complain to Alexa about being alone and buy a lot of “for one” merch.

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• moodwrench@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hate how there’s a million posts this week about this, but not one explained how to find this in Amazon’s labyrinth of an app. I did the data request for all my data, but it wasn’t included.

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your account > Your shopping preferences > About You

    You can also hit Create to tell Amazon about your chronic flatulence and nuclear arsenal. :)

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