MyNamesTotallyRobert
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- Comment on Anon gets philosophical 3 days ago:
This is kind of what I was thinking. In order for a situation like this to ACTUALLY happen, there is a complete, flat 0% chance that an attractive woman will be involved in any part of this. So by default its going to be Bill Cosby’s dog or some shit.
- Comment on Anon is a game dev 1 week ago:
ps2 games had boob jiggle physics.
- Comment on Anon is a game dev 1 week ago:
I will never understand the obsession around computer-crashingly good graphics. They push your temps to the max and computer components don’t start throttling themselves until the temps are too high so that your shit will stop working sooner so you have to buy a new gpu sooner. Fuck that shit.
Pixel art isn’t a necessarily a positive selling point to me but if the game is good and the graphics are good enough to be able to tell what’s going on without having to get high on drugs first, then its fine by me. Ps2 or xbox 360 era 3d graphics are the sweet spot though.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 1 week ago:
I don’t understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister’s dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner without anyone finding out and I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn’t mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
- Comment on The driver for my mouse occupies over 1 gb 1 week ago:
holy fucking shit. I once programmed a mouse driver for an 8 bit computer with 32kb of ram. I don’t remember the exact size of the compiled driver but it was under 1kb.
- Comment on Lucy In The Sky ...Something...Something With Grandma? 1 week ago:
How. Fucking. DARE OP use AI instead of spending hundreds of dollars commissioning an artist just to make a shitpost on the internet. People like OP are everything that’s wrong with society. Not Trump, not conservatives taking away what few rights we still have, not corporations colluding with each other to make sure they’re all treating everyone as badly as possible, no OP is the root of the problem. We might as well rename the San Andreas fault to Rodneyck’s fault.
- Comment on shrooms 1 week ago:
Wow I would never admit “recreational” drug use of any kind to any medical professional. Many years ago I admitted to smoking marijuana to my doctor and it turned into a major catastrophe. They threatened to report me to law enforcement for using illegal drugs and kept extorting me with bogus bills for months afterwards. This was totally illegal, but “but he uses marijuana” used to be, and often still is, a trump card to get away with just about anything. I never trusted any medical professional again.
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 2 weeks ago:
Looking forward to the federal thc hemp ban. Then I can grow weed and quit my real job. Wish they’d make alcohol illegal too. Moonshine is even easier to mass produce than weed.
- Comment on Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor 1 month ago:
How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.
- Comment on Why does (human) organ trafficking exist? 1 month ago:
I kind of wonder this sometimes too. Maybe not from an organ harvesting standpoint but enslavement. If I were captured/kidnapped and became a sex slave or a scam call center slave or something, my goals would be to escape and if that’s not possible, murder as many of my abusers as possible before they inevitably kill me and if that’s not possible, the s-word.
- Comment on I can't believe this is a real article. Just wow. 1 month ago:
be careful with this one because the types of people this applies to will just twist its meaning into “Poor people need to own less. Minimum wage is too high”.
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- Comment on Which kind of applications need legacy processor but up to date OS ? 1 month ago:
Computer engineer here (well I have a computer engineering degree and have worked on several computer engineering projects at least). The only point of fucking with an i486 in 2025 for reasons besides “vintage computing” or playing MS-DOS games is that it’s probably the most powerful cpu that can still run on a cheap 4 layer circuit board. This cpu is also simple enough that a i486 chipset can be DIY’ed without ball grid array components. Electronic devices with 4 layer circuit boards are less susceptible to getting ruined by tariffs because they can be manufactured for a reasonable price in places besides just China. Ball grid array components require specialized equipment in order to put them on circuit boards. The easier surface mount (quad flat package) chips required to build a viable and performant i486 motherboard are simple enough that all you need is a cheap soldering iron and a steady hand to solder them onto a circuit board.
What I’m getting at is that prior to them dropping i486 support in Linux, it was possible to use cheapo microchips from Mouser, connect them to i486 cpu and singlehandedly DIY a modern-Linux capable computer, in theory at least.
With Linux dropping support for i486, the bar is now much higher. It’s still possible to completely DIY an ever more powerful, non-i486 based Linux-capable computer yourself if you REALLY know what you’re doing (and people HAVE done it).
I wanted to build one just for fun and maybe to use it like super high performance arduino but now there’s a lot less of a point so meh.
- Comment on What can US citizens do to fight/prevent their country enabling genocide? 1 month ago:
I don’t know, but I know of one thing citizens SHOULDN’T do to prevent their country enabling genocide. That is forfeiting their future by electing a dictator that might genocide poor people on the other side of the world a little less. I get it. Voluntarily making our lives worse because it might help poor people in another country sounds like a noble thing to do. But now they’re genocide American citizens too. Don’t be like gen Z and swing voters in 2024. Don’t do that at all costs.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I would say yes. The only reason I personally have not yet set up a completely ai-driven self-hosted lan forum or lemmy instance meant to simulate the Old Skool ™ days of the internet is because a) none of the forum software has an api that’s worth a damn (phpbb for example. gnusocial is also lame and stupid and impossible to work with) and b) lemmy instances are actually pretty difficult to both set up and get ai bots to operate with.
I could definitely hack up some diy python-bottles or django thingy in less effort than it would take to actually pull off any of those other approaches but I currently marginally better things to do with my free time so it will have to wait.
- Comment on He would have been a better choice as new Pope 2 months ago:
You’d have to be a fucking idiot to support Trump while being PUBLICLY known as someone that uses marijuana. Once The Party has all the transgenders either killed or in concentration camps, marijuana users are going to be NEXT. This is advanced stupid.
- Comment on The poop psa absolutely no one asked for 2 months ago:
There is 1 good reason to not do this if you live in the US and here’s why. Let’s say you don’t have health insurance. You get a diagnosis and you have cancer. It’s going to cost 10 jillion dollars to do anything about it. Well lets say a year later you get a job with health insurance. Now you can’t have health insurance cover that because they can prove it’s a “preexisting condition”. Have fun getting all your wages confiscated due to all that medical debt so you’ll have to choose between dying in homelessness or having to flee to a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US. Or maybe Mike Johnson will let you live out the rest of your days in gulag out of generosity.
- Comment on Sounds like a place I'd love to work for 3 months ago:
the only times i’ve ever been employed and made a livable wage while doing it was at a job with policies like this, and it was because I was basically the only employee they had ever found that could comply with such absurd expectations. You have to miss a day some time. Which is why I am not gainfully employed right now.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 3 months ago:
share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you’re one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn’t figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.