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Comment on Vitamins are good but idk....
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
I don’t understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister’s dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner without anyone finding out and I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn’t mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“accidentally”
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Well, it probably smelled better than it was, so quite lucky.
CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I curse the day I learned to read.