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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SeekPie@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

      Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

      For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s better to cum in the train than to train in the cum.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.

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      • ksigley@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I can’t breathe.

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    • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love you

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      • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I love you too

        puts beans in your ear

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    • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve never realised this text assumes there are only men on the train

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      • Wetstew@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.

        Tuck and roll, ladies.

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it really “not safe for work” if everyone at work is in on it?

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    • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some dude on the same train as mine started masturbating and everyone were saying like “what the fuck” and “Call the police” when he stopped. When he dropped the phone, I started masturbating to the content in question on the phone. Please put an NSFW tag, I dont want this shit happening again.

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  • TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the actual fuck is that image on the screen?

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    • bunnyBoy@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Chica and Bonnie from FNAF

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bowling alley animations

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sexy.

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  • girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You know, I spent a lot of time today obsessing over how bad the world is getting, and wondering what the point of it all is.

    This. It’s this. I stick around for the weird motherfuckers who’ll do shit like this, and share it on the internet.

    If I must live through yet another apocaplyse, I want to do it with you.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dr. Seuss lookin’ legs.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    tf is bro watching

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    • WR5@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I ruined my search history for you: tinyurl.com/mra5wd35. Apparently rule34 from “Five Nights at Freddie’s” game, characters called Toy Chica and Toy Bonnie.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A true scholar!
        Ty for sharing your research.

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        rule34 from “Five Nights at Freddie’s”

        No thank you, I mean thank you for looking that up that but, no thanks. That sentence should not exist, even if it does prove Rule 34.

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    • DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Art

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn girl. Looking fine

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  • bunnyBoy@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, I just shaved my legs for the first time because I thought it would be fun (It definitely is interesting) like a week ago and missed the opportunity to do something like this for a laugh.

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So, I actually shaved all body hair (save for the gentlemen’s region) in high school for big swim meets - it was a thing that the swim team did. Doesn’t actually make a meaningful difference unless you’re legitimately an Olympic-level competitor. I was always SUPER thrown off trying to sleep the night before the meet because sheets feel SO WEIRD on my skin without any hair on my limbs and chest.

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      • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is why you cover your bed sheets in vaseline and motor oil, amateur.

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So being in the early prime years of your life for dating, you shaved your entire body except the area that’s considered considerate for your partner?

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just curious, when you were done how much did you miss? my first time I missed so much 😭

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      • bunnyBoy@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I missed quite a but, but my plan was always to shave and then Nair, so I gave it a day to let my skin recover from and shaving cuts/irritation, and the chemicals did the rest.

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  • InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes.

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  • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Awful Taste But Great Execution !atbge@lemmy.world

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    • girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Underrated AF.

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  • OceanSoap@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What bet did you lose?

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  • klobuerschtler@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is modern art.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would hate to presume things but I can just tell this person just installed the Justin Bieber Linux distro on their computer (and obviously not the Hannah Montana Linux).

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  • zecg@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is a programmer who only learns the functions xe needs

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  • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Config pls???

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  • Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks I hate it

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bet dude started to periodically shave his legs after this. The smoothness made him realize that women don’t really shave their legs for men.

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  • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not even sure this guy is using Arch…

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  • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That cherry Mx keyboard is pretty cash yo

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, this is closer to Dr. Seuss illustrations.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This should be illegal.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lmfao you absolute menace. I love it.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So when did you escape from the Whoville Huskau?

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    • AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I immediately thought " look at this Dr Seuss, leg shavin mother fucker, what is this guy’s deal!?"

      Glad someone else saw it too

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Easy, tiger

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Itchy

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  • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s the video he’s watching? Asking for a friend.

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Quite.

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  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ewww

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That had to hurt

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