What the actual fuck is that image on the screen?
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Submitted 2 months ago by SeekPie@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 months ago
Chica and Bonnie from FNAF
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Bowling alley animations
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sexy.
girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You know, I spent a lot of time today obsessing over how bad the world is getting, and wondering what the point of it all is.
This. It’s this. I stick around for the weird motherfuckers who’ll do shit like this, and share it on the internet.
If I must live through yet another apocaplyse, I want to do it with you.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Dr. Seuss lookin’ legs.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
tf is bro watching
WR5@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I ruined my search history for you: tinyurl.com/mra5wd35. Apparently rule34 from “Five Nights at Freddie’s” game, characters called Toy Chica and Toy Bonnie.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
A true scholar!
Ty for sharing your research.Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
rule34 from “Five Nights at Freddie’s”
No thank you, I mean thank you for looking that up that but, no thanks. That sentence should not exist, even if it does prove Rule 34.
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 2 months ago
Art
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn girl. Looking fine
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 months ago
Damn, I just shaved my legs for the first time because I thought it would be fun (It definitely is interesting) like a week ago and missed the opportunity to do something like this for a laugh.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So, I actually shaved all body hair (save for the gentlemen’s region) in high school for big swim meets - it was a thing that the swim team did. Doesn’t actually make a meaningful difference unless you’re legitimately an Olympic-level competitor. I was always SUPER thrown off trying to sleep the night before the meet because sheets feel SO WEIRD on my skin without any hair on my limbs and chest.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This is why you cover your bed sheets in vaseline and motor oil, amateur.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
So being in the early prime years of your life for dating, you shaved your entire body except the area that’s considered considerate for your partner?
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
just curious, when you were done how much did you miss? my first time I missed so much 😭
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 months ago
I missed quite a but, but my plan was always to shave and then Nair, so I gave it a day to let my skin recover from and shaving cuts/irritation, and the chemicals did the rest.
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Speiser0@feddit.org 2 months ago
Awful Taste But Great Execution !atbge@lemmy.world
girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Underrated AF.
OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Thanks, I hate it.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What bet did you lose?
klobuerschtler@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This is modern art.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I would hate to presume things but I can just tell this person just installed the Justin Bieber Linux distro on their computer (and obviously not the Hannah Montana Linux).
zecg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is a programmer who only learns the functions xe needs
Object@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Config pls???
Draegur@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Thanks I hate it
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I bet dude started to periodically shave his legs after this. The smoothness made him realize that women don’t really shave their legs for men.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 2 months ago
I’m not even sure this guy is using Arch…
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That cherry Mx keyboard is pretty cash yo
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Nah, this is closer to Dr. Seuss illustrations.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This should be illegal.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lmfao you absolute menace. I love it.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So when did you escape from the Whoville Huskau?
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I immediately thought " look at this Dr Seuss, leg shavin mother fucker, what is this guy’s deal!?"
Glad someone else saw it too
0ops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Easy, tiger
gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Itchy
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 months ago
What’s the video he’s watching? Asking for a friend.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Quite.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ewww
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That had to hurt
RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s better to cum in the train than to train in the cum.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.
ksigley@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I can’t breathe.
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I love you
RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I love you too
puts beans in your ear
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’ve never realised this text assumes there are only men on the train
Wetstew@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.
Tuck and roll, ladies.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Is it really “not safe for work” if everyone at work is in on it?
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Some dude on the same train as mine started masturbating and everyone were saying like “what the fuck” and “Call the police” when he stopped. When he dropped the phone, I started masturbating to the content in question on the phone. Please put an NSFW tag, I dont want this shit happening again.