RizzoTheSmall
@RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee
- Comment on So close! 1 day ago:
That’s clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.
- Comment on Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President? 3 days ago:
And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.
- Comment on Don't Look Up 3 days ago:
Oh no! If they take out Doncaster, who will eat all the Gregg’s?
- Comment on Average asking price for UK home hits new high of almost £380k 1 week ago:
Yeah see all we have to do is all say no. If nobody buys at stupid ridiculous prices then nobody will sell for stupid ridiculous prices. Value is what people are willing to pay, and I am not willing to pay nearly half a million quid for a basic-ass house.
- Comment on Why US Workplace Surveillance is Banned in Europe 2 weeks ago:
If you don’t trust someone to do their work, don’t employ them. If you employ someone, trust them. Who cares if they work in their undies with SpongeBob playing in the background? If they produce results then why would you need to make sure of anything else?
- Comment on Names come and go 2 weeks ago:
Board members like "Maybe changing the name again will make people buy into our yass trash.
- Comment on The part of the show, where Jack Black comes out, and sings a silly song 2 weeks ago:
It’s like they’re casting a comedy musician or something
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 5 weeks ago:
I got banned for commenting on a video of something like “guy loses it in van and runs down protestors” my comment was pointing out that they were running into the way of an already (slow) moving van and then leaping dramatically to the ground. It was like a grade school production of a Chinese insurance scam en masse.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 5 weeks ago:
Don’t miss Reddit. I got my 10 year account permanently banned for making a complaint about a mod who temp banned me for no perceivable reason.
Eat a sack of damp turds Reddit.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Film and music both amazing.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l 5 weeks ago:
I’m genuinely shocked he didn’t burst into flames on entering the place.
- Comment on Microsoft kills Windows Maps app 5 weeks ago:
There’s a windows maps app?
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media 1 month ago:
Doubtful. It will either immediately go back on its promise of no censorship, or will become a cess pit of hate and illegal activity.
Either way it’s doomed from the outset by virtue of being associated with Liz Truss
- Comment on Nigel Farage Calls for ‘DOGE’ Teams to Root Out Waste and Inefficiencies in English Councils 1 month ago:
If ever a useless do-nothing shot themselves right in the foot it would be this happening, and then realising that Farage has spent his entire time in his current office overseas with his tongue up Trump’s arse.
- Comment on Why did the cross the he crossed the crossing bunmy the road 1 month ago:
Call a bondulance!
- Comment on The one good thing about all this 1 month ago:
The EU. Everyone’s favourite country.
- Comment on wizard lizards 1 month ago:
We have those in the south west of UK where I grew up. We call them slowworms.
- Comment on Argonaut Octopus 1 month ago:
Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye
- Comment on We are so cooked 1 month ago:
I can’t find any research on the impact of increased prevalence of vaping on bee populations. I feel there should be scientific studies done on this. It’s pretty much sweet smelling sticky bee poison that people are now walking about puffing all over every surface.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 1 month ago:
I got zero points… guess I’m old now?
- Comment on Val Kilmer, Actor Renowned for Receding Into His Roles, Dies at 65 2 months ago:
He should never have taken that part playing a ghost =[
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 months ago:
I would say rather than “sad” that Deftones is Angry Horny with songs like Knife Party and Change In The House Of Flies etc. but the chart puts them opposing 🤷
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 months ago:
Blink 182 veered wildly to the right towards 2012. They’re mostly back on the left again now, though.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 2 months ago:
For the first time in my life I am truly incentivised to go on a quest to steal a sword.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 2 months ago:
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
- Comment on Unstable 2 months ago:
Women really are more aromatic…
- Comment on How are you feeling? 2 months ago:
Keep waking up at night and just not getting back to sleep again. No reason for it that I can see. Not anxious or afraid, not unhealthy. Just keep not sleeping.
Also my little boy bit through his lip at Nursery today so he’s gonna be a super cranky little bear later when I pick him up and I need to be happy and supportive form him.
- Comment on UK on alert after H5N1 bird flu spills over to sheep in world-first 2 months ago:
Oh fuck off, I don’t want another lockdown…
- Comment on Now that's an interesting question 2 months ago:
Saint Jack
- Comment on Help 2 months ago:
Have you talked to her about how you feel?