RizzoTheSmall

@RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senior MP calls for Marilyn Manson concert in Brighton to be cancelled⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, the church doesn’t want the competition…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BBC shelves Gaza doc over impartiality concerns⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck off you genocide sympathisers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even in android Microsoft is still trying to get you to use edge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  GPT-4 powered browser? Like they needed to make Edge an even less attractive offering or what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good guy moth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Vader: vwommmmmm

  Moth: Oh wait tho…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The horror of not being able to spell simple words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No no, the bike is for 1990s pop sensation Seal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think he's sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow it’s like an episode of Cox ‘n’ Crendor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AGI achieved 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  o3-pro? Damn, that’s an expensive goof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been considered by many, but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don’t taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they’d raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

  A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! If they take out Doncaster, who will eat all the Gregg’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average asking price for UK home hits new high of almost £380k⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah see all we have to do is all say no. If nobody buys at stupid ridiculous prices then nobody will sell for stupid ridiculous prices. Value is what people are willing to pay, and I am not willing to pay nearly half a million quid for a basic-ass house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why US Workplace Surveillance is Banned in Europe⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t trust someone to do their work, don’t employ them. If you employ someone, trust them. Who cares if they work in their undies with SpongeBob playing in the background? If they produce results then why would you need to make sure of anything else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Names come and go⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Board members like "Maybe changing the name again will make people buy into our yass trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The part of the show, where Jack Black comes out, and sings a silly song⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like they’re casting a comedy musician or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got banned for commenting on a video of something like “guy loses it in van and runs down protestors” my comment was pointing out that they were running into the way of an already (slow) moving van and then leaping dramatically to the ground. It was like a grade school production of a Chinese insurance scam en masse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t miss Reddit. I got my 10 year account permanently banned for making a complaint about a mod who temp banned me for no perceivable reason.

  Eat a sack of damp turds Reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Film and music both amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m genuinely shocked he didn’t burst into flames on entering the place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft kills Windows Maps app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a windows maps app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doubtful. It will either immediately go back on its promise of no censorship, or will become a cess pit of hate and illegal activity.

  Either way it’s doomed from the outset by virtue of being associated with Liz Truss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage Calls for ‘DOGE’ Teams to Root Out Waste and Inefficiencies in English Councils⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If ever a useless do-nothing shot themselves right in the foot it would be this happening, and then realising that Farage has spent his entire time in his current office overseas with his tongue up Trump’s arse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did the cross the he crossed the crossing bunmy the road⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Call a bondulance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one good thing about all this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The EU. Everyone’s favourite country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wizard lizards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We have those in the south west of UK where I grew up. We call them slowworms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Argonaut Octopus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so cooked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find any research on the impact of increased prevalence of vaping on bee populations. I feel there should be scientific studies done on this. It’s pretty much sweet smelling sticky bee poison that people are now walking about puffing all over every surface.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got zero points… guess I’m old now?