RizzoTheSmall

@RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! If they take out Doncaster, who will eat all the Gregg’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average asking price for UK home hits new high of almost £380k⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah see all we have to do is all say no. If nobody buys at stupid ridiculous prices then nobody will sell for stupid ridiculous prices. Value is what people are willing to pay, and I am not willing to pay nearly half a million quid for a basic-ass house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why US Workplace Surveillance is Banned in Europe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t trust someone to do their work, don’t employ them. If you employ someone, trust them. Who cares if they work in their undies with SpongeBob playing in the background? If they produce results then why would you need to make sure of anything else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Names come and go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Board members like "Maybe changing the name again will make people buy into our yass trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The part of the show, where Jack Black comes out, and sings a silly song⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like they’re casting a comedy musician or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got banned for commenting on a video of something like “guy loses it in van and runs down protestors” my comment was pointing out that they were running into the way of an already (slow) moving van and then leaping dramatically to the ground. It was like a grade school production of a Chinese insurance scam en masse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t miss Reddit. I got my 10 year account permanently banned for making a complaint about a mod who temp banned me for no perceivable reason.

  Eat a sack of damp turds Reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Film and music both amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m genuinely shocked he didn’t burst into flames on entering the place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft kills Windows Maps app⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a windows maps app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Doubtful. It will either immediately go back on its promise of no censorship, or will become a cess pit of hate and illegal activity.

  Either way it’s doomed from the outset by virtue of being associated with Liz Truss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage Calls for ‘DOGE’ Teams to Root Out Waste and Inefficiencies in English Councils⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If ever a useless do-nothing shot themselves right in the foot it would be this happening, and then realising that Farage has spent his entire time in his current office overseas with his tongue up Trump’s arse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did the cross the he crossed the crossing bunmy the road⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Call a bondulance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one good thing about all this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The EU. Everyone’s favourite country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wizard lizards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We have those in the south west of UK where I grew up. We call them slowworms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Argonaut Octopus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so cooked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find any research on the impact of increased prevalence of vaping on bee populations. I feel there should be scientific studies done on this. It’s pretty much sweet smelling sticky bee poison that people are now walking about puffing all over every surface.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got zero points… guess I’m old now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Val Kilmer, Actor Renowned for Receding Into His Roles, Dies at 65⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He should never have taken that part playing a ghost =[

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say rather than “sad” that Deftones is Angry Horny with songs like Knife Party and Change In The House Of Flies etc. but the chart puts them opposing 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Blink 182 veered wildly to the right towards 2012. They’re mostly back on the left again now, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For the first time in my life I am truly incentivised to go on a quest to steal a sword.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unstable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Women really are more aromatic…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you feeling?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep waking up at night and just not getting back to sleep again. No reason for it that I can see. Not anxious or afraid, not unhealthy. Just keep not sleeping.

  Also my little boy bit through his lip at Nursery today so he’s gonna be a super cranky little bear later when I pick him up and I need to be happy and supportive form him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK on alert after H5N1 bird flu spills over to sheep in world-first⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck off, I don’t want another lockdown…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's an interesting question⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Saint Jack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you talked to her about how you feel?