Argonaut Octopus

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it.

  –Argonaut Octopus, probably.

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ♪detachable penis♪

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m so glad someone got the reference, I thought it might be too obscure for Lemmy.

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• Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    🎶detaaachaaableeee peeeeniis🎵

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We dont need no masurbation.

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  • erictile@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We don’t need no birth control.

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• Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Damn, I could really use a penis now”

  -the female octopus, probably

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Here, this things been pissing me off.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It’s got the balls, don’t squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?”

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards

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• RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye

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• argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this a reference to The Wall?

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  • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes, specifically Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We don’t need no education.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeetin meat is neat

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