I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.
Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they’d raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.
A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.
Pnut@lemm.ee 2 days ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Small flighted bird - Low meat ratio
Human food scavenger - Dirty malnourished
Of course, if you give McDonalds any hints, they might throw em in a grider whole and start a new line of nuggets.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 days ago
It’s been considered by many, but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don’t taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Grew up by the sea too. Humans destroyed the vast majority seagulls’ habitat, overfished a ton, so if now they steal from us, it’s only fair. They are wild animals and need food. Learn to protect your food instead of being a horrible piece of shit.
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 days ago
That’s why I prefer bagels.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The bird shit might clear the hole?
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Nah I just prefer gulls that fly over the bay.
assertnull@programming.dev 2 days ago
Well played
andybytes@programming.dev 2 days ago
Hilarious…You gotta admit that’s some savage survival skills…hatred yes but maybe some respect.
Alchalide@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fuck seagulls. They are made to piss of humans.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
That just sounds like they’re being smart to me. They do it to get food, not to be malicious. Unlike humans.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Doesn’t make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae