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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month agoThe worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Get a weighted coffin so it won’t float.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I wish I could but we couldn’t recover the body, the cum left earth’s atmosphere with my wife’s body attached. A panel of scientists told me her limp lifeless body is currently being pulled towards the the outer edges of the known universe, hence the vigil.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Yeah, that is what cum with the force of 1000 suns does to a human body, I am so very sorry.
I hope she got to glimpse one of the Voyagers.
May she visit the great surface & her projected information escape this simulation with grace.