MutilationWave

@MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives on a budget⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My truck is actually a 2020 and it gets 17 mpg, but it’s got a 35 gallon tank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives on a budget⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I rent a small house in West Virginia for $750. I’m five minutes from downtown in the capital city, fifteen minutes from the only decentish airport in the state. It’s possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just learned 37% of Americans fear vaccinating their dog will cause the dog to develop autism. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think it’s autism? One of my cats is mentally “special” as the vet told me after asking some questions. She couldn’t get any more specific. He’s a great cat and very happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cornobble means to hit someone in the head with a dead fish. that's why this is very funny.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything is on the cob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't tell the cable company about the splitter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cocaine addiction?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't tell the cable company about the splitter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have free cable this way in my house. Way nicer TVs though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't tell the cable company about the splitter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We called it screen watching. Cheap shit. Yeah I did it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re ok. In my experience they have less of the “pops” which are the ones with shells so soft you can eat the shell. They are the most delicious part of boiled peanuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going backwards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah if we’ve got a big team together for work we use AirBNB. I’ve stayed in some nice houses, and if everyone pitches in to keep the place clean it’s no big deal. This included plenty of drinking and weed, on outdoor cameras. Only problem I had was in NH right over the state line from Mass. The old-ass neighbor bitched multiple times every day about us having a fire in the fire pit and talking. Nobody was loud or drunk. We had to get up at 5 every day so it’s not like we were up late. He complained to the owner, she looked at the cameras, and took our side. Gave us a great review. She was probably tired of his shit too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going backwards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The hotel I stayed at in Park Slope Brooklyn for a few months was $90 per night after I worked my hotel discount magic (this was a few years ago). As a 6’ long person, I nearly had to sit sideways on the toilet. I couldn’t close the door because of my knees. No problem!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gold investing a scam?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s not too personal, I’m curious where your family escaped from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely not a big fan of religion at all. I just like pointing out the good parts of the bible that contradict how most christians act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New copypasta just dropped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “your good works”

  Doesn’t say a thing about seeing you preach or pray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Fuck Jar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Made me think of tennis players. The sounds may really increase their power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly wtf?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An ounce of LSD is a LOT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhh... It's a work phone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Using my ex’s phone was like this. “I thought you were so good with technology”. This fucking thing doesn’t have a back button. Makes me think back to Apple’s single button mouse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hail yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always about dat math⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s so weird to me. I live in a place where people like their meat cooked to total destruction of flavor and tenderness, and that’s how it’s done. You can order a rare steak and get medium. I still like thin dough well done when it comes to pizza though, New York pizza basically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tragic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah, I’ve read the majority of the King James bible. I guess you could count me as a Christian for several years, because I was in a church until I wasn’t forced to go. Revelation is definitely the most interesting part that was included in that version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always about dat math⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Start ordering well done

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tragic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, not that any of it is true, but the rapture shit was made up way later than the “original” text. It’s fan fiction essentially.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Yes, Games Really Were Cooler Years Ago"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Constraints can be a great driver of creativity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was broke in my early 20s I could get a grilled stuffed burrito, which was huge, for $2. It was enough food for a whole day to keep from starving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  7 has become a lot better with patches. I still wouldn’t want to play it without UI mods though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They toured with Run the Jewels recently, like last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve worked with two guys in the past year that admit watching YouTube or movies while driving long trips. Both of them younger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile, on Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Luxury bones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow youre dreams⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You use lol as punctuation, can’t be that much older, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice job getting away from that.