I am a shit machine.

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• SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sorry, but we already automated that job

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  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t do anything, just feed it food and poop comes out the other end

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh no we’ve been made redundant

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Classic shitpost.

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• nslatz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Neil Tobin (Irish comedian) once said, “An Irishman is a complicated mechanism for turning Guinness into piss.”

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Objectively true

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• CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The ass can produce 3 of the (common) 4 states of matter.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mostly CO2

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• ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  liquid poop!

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  accurate

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