Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus?

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• harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know, if I had a nickel for every time a Pope looked like Palpatine, I’d have too nickels. It isn’t much, but it’s kinda strange that it happened twice.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Benedict was more Emperor than Senator though.

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    • harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OMG I just realized I messed up too/two. I almost never do that. I should sleep more.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      His eggs were pretty lit though, ngl

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Old man do be looking like old man.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Everyone loves America right now, it’s the perfect time for an American pope!”

  -The Vatican

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  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like the opposite reasoning may have some truth:

    “Cardinal George of Chicago, of happy memory, was one of my great mentors, and he said: ‘Look, until America goes into political decline, there won’t be an American pope.’ And his point was, if America is kind of running the world politically, culturally, economically, they don’t want America running the world religiously. So, I think there’s some truth to that, that we’re such a superpower and so dominant, they don’t wanna give us, also, control over the church.”

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  • arrow74@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Perhaps they hope he can rein in American Catholics?

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  • ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because the Vatican should make its choices based on Secular politics and your fee fees instead of character.

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s all made up fantasy and bullshit anyways, no need to get worked up over old men cosplaying, and it is actually based on secular politics and feelings, and money. that’s religion for ya.

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• AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image „Somehow“ he came back.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow that’s fucked.

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    • ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pope Palpatine was a meme day 1

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We had the Palpatine Pope, now we get the Sheev Pope.

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  • raod_guitar@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And in between we had the high sparrow.

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know, I really had fun in Rise of Skywalker purely because Palpatine returned. I didn’t even mind the hand-wavey way he was brought back, because it meant Palpatine was about to Palpatine all over the place.

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  • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s palpatining time!

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    • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, that was my favorite part of the movie. I couldn’t care less about the actual plot

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• LavaPlanet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Different dimension, tho. In this timeline he’s good.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh yeah? Do you have videos of him using light side force powers?

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    • Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He only force chokes people with consent and who are into that

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• PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had the same color kippahs at my bar mitzvah.

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• Kurious84@eviltoast.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One of the few tolerable scenes.

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  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love Star Wars. My whole life. I couldn’t get through it.

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• banana_havoc@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s the same profile of every old white man

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And now he has…UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAA

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