Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus?

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• harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know, if I had a nickel for every time a Pope looked like Palpatine, I’d have too nickels. It isn’t much, but it’s kinda strange that it happened twice.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Benedict was more Emperor than Senator though.

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    • harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OMG I just realized I messed up too/two. I almost never do that. I should sleep more.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      His eggs were pretty lit though, ngl

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Everyone loves America right now, it’s the perfect time for an American pope!”

  -The Vatican

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  • arrow74@lemm.ee ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Perhaps they hope he can rein in American Catholics?

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• LavaPlanet@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Different dimension, tho. In this timeline he’s good.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh yeah? Do you have videos of him using light side force powers?

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    • Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He only force chokes people with consent and who are into that

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We had the Palpatine Pope, now we get the Sheev Pope.

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  • raod_guitar@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And in between we had the high sparrow.

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• PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I had the same color kippahs at my bar mitzvah.

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know, I really had fun in Rise of Skywalker purely because Palpatine returned. I didn’t even mind the hand-wavey way he was brought back, because it meant Palpatine was about to Palpatine all over the place.

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  • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it’s palpatining time!

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    • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, that was my favorite part of the movie. I couldn’t care less about the actual plot

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• Kurious84@eviltoast.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of the few tolerable scenes.

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  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love Star Wars. My whole life. I couldn’t get through it.

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And now he has…UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAA

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