Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This one time, at band camp…

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You complete butt trumpet You absolute

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Put it next to the butt trumpets and skin flutes.

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• BzzBiotch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.

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• username_1@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can you even play clarinet? If you think that it would be enough just to fart there, you’re wrong.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven’t gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician

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  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m just here to see it going in

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Prior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Seems to me that the act itself will also have to be standing

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You know those little foot stools you can get to help you poop. ? Might work for this.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Squirdward could never

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mine’s more like a trombone

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• JerkyChew@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ass clarinet don’t play itself.

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