Submitted 15 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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I bought an old classic soda dispenser and I can tell you that no matter how much you clean the root beer spout, you will always taste root beer if you switch out the drink to coke.
Same goes for coke to sprite. You can taste the coke, it’s just not as bad as the root beer.
Makes sense. Root beer has a really specific, pretty strong taste. So does coke, but not in the same manner.
Coca-Cloaca
Cloaca-Cola
That sounds like a furry-branded cola.
(Furry artists should be more embrasing of the cloaca)
Utterly disgusting, take my upvote.
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Its the Cola!
Cola-Cloaca!
Donald Trump says it’s hot like Ivanka!
Cherry, Lime, Passion, there’s no need to ration
At the Cooooo-Laaaaa…
Drink what you love!
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The cloaca is the orifice of champions and I will not stand for this cloaca slander. Libel. Whatever.
I’m gonna sit for it because I’m shitting
It’s not unholy, it’s just less holy. There is still one hole.
Holesome
How the fuck do you make a suicide with the cloaca?
Instead of levers you have to choose on the screen.
I’m sure it’s just a software thing, because even with the flavor mix-ins, they didn’t give you every possible combination at any I’ve personally used.
Click Coke, you get Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, and then, like, Vanilla, Cherry, Lemon, Lime, etc flavors. Click Sprite and now the only flavor options are Orange and Cherry. Why the hell can I not have vanilla sprite? Why are all the other soda options not also a mix-in flavor option? Make it make sense!
I want to hack one of these machines so I can dial in a precise and repeatable mix. =3
Hundreds of feet of uncleanable moldy tubes vs. one easily cleanable opening.
There’s just as many moldy tubes just less moldy nozzles, and less doesn’t mean 0 now
Sigh… Your supposed to let it run for a second when you switch drinks. Noone wants to drink homeopathic Fanta, or I-Cant-Believe-Its-Not Coke with lime.
Wrong.
It’s called swamp water, and as kids we loved it. Mixem all up!
That is a lot better than what we called them: a suicide.
Swamp water is the name of a regional beverage where I am.
I was a bit of an amateur mixologist as a child, and the top machine was my pallet.
But what was more, the corner store gas station that was down the street from my childhood home had multiple machines, each with 4 or 5 different drink options.
Years later, a friend of mine worked there as a summer job and told the friend group to avoid the fountain drinks so we did, and probably all still do.
I don’t even care. The lime-flavoured Diet Coke allows me to transcend the vastness of space and time in a trance-like state.
Yummers.
Worked at a fast food place ages ago, and I remember cleaning the caps of each fountain of the top image: they were pretty horrific. Another poster mentioned mold… they’re not exaggerating. They were probably the second-nastiest surface in the restaurant, second only to the floor of the bathrooms.
Now, I’m under no illusion that the Cloa-Cola dispenser is actually sanitary, but it’s gotta be better than the other model.
People I met who worked at a dessert factory said “no one cleans the ice cream machine because it smells bad when you open it”
Not to say they shouldn’t be shutdown but I bet mold is more common than people think.
Heh - Cloaca Cola
I can taste when they haven’t cleaned the nozzles for a very long time. I try not to think about how moldy they are even when I can’t taste it.
What did it for me was the bugs. Those little fruit-fly fuckers… they love sugar, and those taps are a concentrated source. Until someone turns it on, and they get blasted off the tube and stuck onto the sticky inside surface of the cap, where they die and continue to get blasted with concentrate, so there’s this membrane of soda residue, dead fruit flies, and mold.
…infact the taste you’re referencing might legit be rotting bugs if it has a kind of rancid protein flavor.
I wonder how many of those fruit flies get blasted straight into people’s drink vs onto the edge of the cap, where they’re just sucked up through a straw and drank by a customer who’s none the wiser.
Nom nom.
I regret reading this.
Women's taints will get shorter as evolution brings them towards their own sexy cloaca and I'm all for it.
Based one hole solution enjoyer
Its why I only Drink Dr. Pepper put of those multi-fountains because if you mix all drinks together it tastes like Dr. Pepper.
Oh hey one of my high school robotics mentors actually worked on designing those!
I made the housings for all of the training modules that got shipped around to Coca-Cola’s techs.
I enjoy the cloaca for the liquid choices and varities it provides.
My only complaint is the screen is never clean
The screen is the dirty part you’re worried about?
Pretty much yeah. I know the nozzle is dirty, but that’s just food stuff. Plus it’s a problem even with the regular fountain.
The grime and snot on the screen comes from unknown sources. I don’t like that
Screen also has pretty poor responsiveness. Have to tap at it a few times to get it to register your input.
richardmtanguay@lemmings.world 27 minutes ago
This leaves me to wonder why not every restaurant has switched to the Freestyle machine as yet. :-(