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Submitted 4 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I can’t believe you’re just giving all of this away for free smh
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
i dunno if i was jesus and had to watch person after person blast rope to waluigi hentai i’d want to be crucified
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You have to imagine that Jesus enjoys it, then it makes sense. Like Sisyphus
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Racecar is racecar backwards.
catHerder93@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Rotator
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Potatop
rmuk@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas.
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Lol
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Canoe
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
A lot of people think that to get to orbit, you just go up. That’s partially true, but in reality you go up to get out of the atmosphere, and then go sideways really, really fast.
Imagine throwing a ball in the air. If you throw it straight up, then no matter how high you throw it, it just comes back down. Now imagine throwing it across the room. It falls in a curved arc, right? Now imagine throwing it so fast that it goes past the horizon. That curved arc is still there, and it’s much longer now.
Now imagine throwing it so hard that it not only goes past the horizon, it actually never hits the earth in the first place. That’s an orbit! Of course, the earth has an atmosphere, so it would slow down because of aerodynamic drag. That’s why we send rockets way upward—to get out of the air.
So a satellite in orbit is literally just falling constantly, but because it’s going so fast, it’s always missing the earth.
sol6_vi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you find yourself on a space station don’t push yourself off it tho.
Klear@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
potoo22@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
But, without any thrust, they would stay in orbit for years. Eventually, if in low orbit, their space suit will collide with enough stray atoms, it’ll lose enough speed to fall back to earth and incinerate in the atmosphere.
rmuk@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
“The Guide says there is an art to flying”, said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams
Lemmist@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Sorry, I don’t have any experience in anything and I don’t know much about something. But I can type this: “GGKJDGgkjdsgakKGKJDGhkwGHJKKK”.
Cool, huh? Alas, I lack experience, but I improve myself from time to time.
I can even quit from vim!
Eheran@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You made a typo there mate, GGK_H_D…
Lemmist@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Well, as I said I lack experience :(
DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
I can even quit from vim!
have you tried an unexpected reboot to exit vim?
Lemmist@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
kill -9. Why reboot if you can kill?
P.S. Why would permaban me for this message on Reddit.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
You’re doing it wrong right now. Just do it right and it will work. Thank me later.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Good advice about the things.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Glad I could help!
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bananas are being killed by a fungus blight and will be gone in ten years…
Gremour@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Gros Michel was tastier than modern Cavendish anyway.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
We switched to Cavendish because all the gros Michael trees were dying from the fungi.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Can’t come soon enough…
EddoWagt@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Wait really? Surely something can be done about that
Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
We are only 5 years ahead of a fungus that makes farmland unusable. And that 5 year gap is shortening every year because the fungus is evolving faster then our ability to genetically modify crops to combat it. This fungus is in almost every field in north America and is related to the fi gus that took out the bananas in the past.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thought the 5 year fall was shortening every year because the years pass
Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Nope, a newly modified canola strain has about 2 years before the fungus can overcome it. And a new strain needs to be introduced. And those new strains are getting harder and harder to produce.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Shortening at the rate of 1 year per year
Machinist@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Doing some quick searching, I didn’t find anything that covers your scenario. Not that I don’t believe you, but do you have a source on Fusarium quickly evolving fungicide resistance in a big way?
Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
My source is working in the agricultural world and seeing the results in the field. We are fighting it but crop production is falling as we do. There are crops that aren’t affected of course but they don’t make the money which farmers need to live.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I saw a video once, so I’m pretty much an expert in it.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Tell me less
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Yo, I got plenty of experience with stuff, I did lots of stuff when I was younger and still do stuff often, so feel free to ask me about stuff!
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Clearly you’re unqualified, you know about stuff, they’re looking for someone with experience in anything and knowledge of something. Your knowledge of stuff isn’t needed here.
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
🥺
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
What kind of stuff do you put in a turkey before cooking it?
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
The good stuff
Dicska@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
So how many stuffs have you done this far?
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Lotsa stuff
hopesdead@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it is I know and then pay me again to explain it.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What do you mean by that?
hopesdead@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.
uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The stem on a wine glass has a purpose besides looking fancy. A wine drinker is meant to hold the glass by the stem so the temperature in their hand doesn’t affect the flavor profile in the wine. All wines have an ideal serving temperature also. It depends on the specific wine, but in general, reds are slightly below room temperature and whites are slightly above fridge temperature.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thanks I’ll use this for when I next have soup
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
May I offer you a bowl of sauvignon blanc to go with your glass of soup?
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
red wine glasses also usually have a flatter bottom so that you can heat it up if needed by holding it on your palm with the stem going under
xorollo@leminal.space 4 weeks ago
I just put the wine box on top of the dish washer
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
That’s a complicated way to say “cool” and “cooler.”
MTK@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not to brag, but a quick calculation reveals that I have over 3000 hours of pooping experience, so yeah, I know some stuff about pooping 😎
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t know shit.
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Yeah? Well I know shit all.
untorquer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I have a lot of experience with ignoring my problems.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 4 weeks ago
Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took
b_tr3e@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Parasitic wasps will lay eggs inside spiders and paralyse them, then the spider will slowly die being eaten alive by wasp larva from the inside.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
The recommended way to exit neovim is via
sudo kill -9
.GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 4 weeks ago
The secret to good tuna salad is to add something crunchy (celery, water chestnut, firm relish), something sweet (sweet relish, pinch of sugar), hard boiled egg yolk or diced whole hard boiled egg, and a small amount of breadcrumbs or crushed crackers to absorb excess moisture, with crackers being slightly tastier due to added sodium but breadcrumbs being preferred if you need to reduce sodium. You can also substitute canned salmon or similar for the tuna if mercury and pollutants are a cause for concern. And of course, a dollop of real mayonnaise, not artificially sweetened, hydrogenated and whipped vegetable byproduct.
Cano@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I know that I know nothing, that must count as something right?
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Never give an owl a towel
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Those who know, do not speak.
Those who speak, do not know.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.
Kertyna@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Nope, sorry. Can’t help you with that.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
In order to make sourkraut, you need cabbage, salt, a knife, a cutting board, a big bowl, a scale, and an appropriate storage container for fermentation.
Start by rinsing the outside of the cabbage. Peel off any leaves that are damaged badly, cut out any smaller bad spots, then quarter each head, remove the core, and cut small strips. Weight the cabbage you have remaining, divide the weight by 50, and put that much salt together with the cabbage strips in the large bowl. Mix the salt and cabbage occasionally, and either punch it, or squeeze it. After 2 - 4 hours, there should be a good bit of liquid at the bottom of the bowl.
Transfer the cabbage and the liquid to your fermentation vessel. Use weights or a plastic bag full of water to make sure the cabbage is below the salty water. Wait for 6-12 weeks, checking on it at least once per week.
Lots of things can be used for fermenting, but the best is a stone crock with a lid that has a water seal around the outside, and a gas release valve on top. The cabbage can smell strongly during fermentation, so get approval from anyone you live with before attempting this recipe.
ch00f@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
Abridged version
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s what she said
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Man, I already don’t do verbs at people. I’m posting this to a website though, and that doesn’t involve people, but if you choose to read it, then I’m delighted. If we have that layer of internet abstraction, then we can do whatever we want?
I’m gonna go outside and touch some grass.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4?feature=shared