YourMomsTrashman

@YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm shy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I certainly do not⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to drink coke?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With milk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My T-shirt size is L⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear customer,

  Based on customer orders and reviews, we have decided to shrink you slightly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your shitposts have summoned this man to my house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  woooaa 🥺

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wanted to start a cult⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Lemmy meta just dropped..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glorp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just leaving Semenology here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 like = 1 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh man I am not good with computer. plz to help. help plz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Faculty, any day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beyond the black rainbow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pull to enter, you say?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stanley walked through the red door

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monkey :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  asexual blast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone CRANKING their HOG in 2032? 🦍👽🦔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bears give zero fucks If they don't have beans.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now where could my pipe be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favorite poker hand in Balatro?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky cat :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hot take: 1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Harry Potter series based on the "magic" of Weed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which game is it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honorable mentions Noita and The Binding of Isaac

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which game is it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spelunky 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reminder that even if you're dead you can still be useful⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this Paperback Paradise?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Never give an owl a towel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not real... *for now*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t live without adblock and unhook lol, but my phone seems too old and shitty to run the web version of youtube without draining battery.

  I use newpipe (which blocks ads) for actually sitting down and watching stuff without melting my phone, the actual youtube app for literally anything else (getting upload notifications, subscribing / liking videos, etc).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not real... *for now*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The amount of times I’ve been watching youtube, it queueing up ads, and me just pressing the home button to switch to newpipe is immeasurable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd buy a son⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I defenitely remember my brother being scared of this game (the trial web version) because of the game over sound. Fake or not, this brought back a memory for me lol