Husband material

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• Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Id fall for anyone doing this to me

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wanna be my Mater?

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Git ‘er done!

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• notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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  • toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    whats 9+5

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that’d be 13, duh

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!

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• YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn🥺

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