JD, is that you!?

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• brap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I will never understand your bizarre culture of ritual genital mutilation, but this is great!

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    it has something to do with breakfast cereal, the whole story is stupid

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  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Because yahweh likes the smell of rotting foreskins, per his own words.

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    idk it’s just something kinda fun to do i guess

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It happened because an old man during the Bronze Age had a schizophrenic episode and hallucinated god commanding him to cut off his foreskin as proof of loyalty. Everyone just… Went on to humor him I guess and here we are thousands of years later and not much has changed. This is just proof of how traditions can be really stupid.

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    • davad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not-so-fun fact, ritual circumcision was practiced by many groups in the ancient world. The oldest written account of Egyptian circumcision is from the 23rd century BCE (which predates its use in Abrhamic religions by well over 1000 years).

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you do it to a girl it’s straight to prison, but for some reason when it’s a boy they call it tradition

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  • YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What else will they put into skincare products

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  • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I guess a Bris fits under “any excuse to party”.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ this thing… it scares me

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You’re welcome 😉

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• _chris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Moisturize….me

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• dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Like, oldskool I need eyebleach disturbing. Gawd. Why.

  I think I’m gonna start working now. You’ve disgusted me that much. I’m gonna stop screwing around and go work. Bleh.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look what we’ve done! We’re monsters…

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• misophonium@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I hope it returns to my body like when the T1000 got to the piece of him that broke off on the car

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It will, brother. I believe.

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Make a couch out if him

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do all Incels go to Heaven?

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  • Balldowern@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They’re the first ones there. And they’ll receive 72 virgins.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’d rather be warm than seeing those idiots rewarded for hate everyday.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ha! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren’t getting mutilated.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Personally, I’m glad they took a little extra off. I’m swimming in dick over here and anything more would’ve just been too much.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Where’s Santa’s maggoty… When you need them?

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• UnPassive@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m restoring my foreskin right now and so thinking about this reminds me of people who take the tomato off a hamburger and then add ketchup…

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    While also claiming to be allergic to msg. While also chugging bloody Marys at the cheesecake factory.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rough date, huh?

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tomato and Ketchup are not equivalent. Ketchup tastes nothing like a tomato. Nobody would stick a French fry in a cup of tomato puree.

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I didn’t even know that was a thing! The foreskin thing or the tomato thing.

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    • UnPassive@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I was cut way too tight so I had (slightly) painful erections for years. Turns out it was a pretty quick fix with some dedication (like 3 months). HUGE quality of life improvement. But I’m not stopping until I look intact!

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub unto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks, I feel better.

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