JD, is that you!?
Submitted 10 months ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Jesus Christ this thing… it scares me
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You’re welcome 😉
_chris@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Moisturize….me
dbtng@eviltoast.org 10 months ago
This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Like, oldskool I need eyebleach disturbing. Gawd. Why.
I think I’m gonna start working now. You’ve disgusted me that much. I’m gonna stop screwing around and go work. Bleh.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Look what we’ve done! We’re monsters…
misophonium@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I hope it returns to my body like when the T1000 got to the piece of him that broke off on the car
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It will, brother. I believe.
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Make a couch out if him
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Do all Incels go to Heaven?
Balldowern@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
They’re the first ones there. And they’ll receive 72 virgins.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I’d rather be warm than seeing those idiots rewarded for hate everyday.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Ha! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren’t getting mutilated.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Personally, I’m glad they took a little extra off. I’m swimming in dick over here and anything more would’ve just been too much.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Where’s Santa’s maggoty… When you need them?
UnPassive@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m restoring my foreskin right now and so thinking about this reminds me of people who take the tomato off a hamburger and then add ketchup…
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
While also claiming to be allergic to msg. While also chugging bloody Marys at the cheesecake factory.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Tomato and Ketchup are not equivalent. Ketchup tastes nothing like a tomato. Nobody would stick a French fry in a cup of tomato puree.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
… Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I didn’t even know that was a thing! The foreskin thing or the tomato thing.
UnPassive@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, I was cut way too tight so I had (slightly) painful erections for years. Turns out it was a pretty quick fix with some dedication (like 3 months). HUGE quality of life improvement. But I’m not stopping until I look intact!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub unto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thanks, I feel better.
brap@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I will never understand your bizarre culture of ritual genital mutilation, but this is great!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it has something to do with breakfast cereal, the whole story is stupid
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because yahweh likes the smell of rotting foreskins, per his own words.
human@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
idk it’s just something kinda fun to do i guess
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It happened because an old man during the Bronze Age had a schizophrenic episode and hallucinated god commanding him to cut off his foreskin as proof of loyalty. Everyone just… Went on to humor him I guess and here we are thousands of years later and not much has changed. This is just proof of how traditions can be really stupid.
davad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not-so-fun fact, ritual circumcision was practiced by many groups in the ancient world. The oldest written account of Egyptian circumcision is from the 23rd century BCE (which predates its use in Abrhamic religions by well over 1000 years).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you do it to a girl it’s straight to prison, but for some reason when it’s a boy they call it tradition
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What else will they put into skincare products
binarytobis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I guess a Bris fits under “any excuse to party”.