this is canon penis lore

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• m_f@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The URL for that image is… something. rape.pet looks very pedo adjacent:

  also, as long as it’s illegal, we dont allow any CSAM on this instance

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How about you don’t allow that shit under any circumstances. Jesus fuck

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah tf is that “as long as” clause doing there? If I worked at, say, the FBI, I’d be paying that instance admin a visit.

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  • CrazyCow@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I called MattWalsh out months ago for that crap. Check the comments on my profile since that user was banned from sh.itjust.works: @MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works you can see it in the modlog: thelemmy.club/modlog?page=1&actionType=ModBan&use…

    Banned Matt Walsh (Real) @sh.itjust.works reason: User keeps posting content that is hosted on instances open to pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, etc. We are not comfortable hosting content from such sites.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What the hell am I reading?

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    AI missed a butt joke in there somewhere

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tbh, the original post looks edited. Thanks for providing the actual search result answer.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So is this why everyone’s transitioning these days?

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait until they learn about pussyroaches…

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sees OP username Sees instance name

  Maybe the shitpost was inside of us all along.

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “This is when having a narrow urethra comes in handy, I tell ya hwat.”

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• daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Actually that’s just an average. There’s a guy out there getting 50billion cockroaches on a regular basis and he screwed the statistic.

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  • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The importance of using the median instead.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn Georg, always getting his dick full of roaches…

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  • conartistpanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Asmongold

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• lily33@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why are you surprised? They are called cock-roaches, after all…

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I get 15-20 because I pee a sugar syrup with a little urine in it

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  • JakJak98@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that you Wilford Brimley?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      keep it down i’m inside a cognito

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• dsilverz@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It can surely be avoided, though, when your diet includes stones and glued cheese, as recommended by AI slops nutritionists.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Also make sure to keep in shape by running with scissors. Keeps both you and your peephole slim.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What if you shoved a straw into your cock and then sprayed “Raid” into the straw?

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh by jingo, I notice! (and. Love it!)

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  penis hole

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  • DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your rethra

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ourethra

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man

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• DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Roaches Georg has a serious problem! For the uninformed: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg

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• Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It might be Canon lore but I really just want to kill it with a Canon.

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️

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