this is canon penis lore
Submitted 4 months ago by MattWalsh@ani.social to [deleted]
https://rape.pet/media/cbbf91db19bc588d79ab81f939d7557fed466ed866216d85694fb2369db406c8.jpg
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can@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
AI missed a butt joke in there somewhere
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tbh, the original post looks edited. Thanks for providing the actual search result answer.
superkret@feddit.org 4 months ago
So is this why everyone’s transitioning these days?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Wait until they learn about pussyroaches…
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sees OP username Sees instance name
Maybe the shitpost was inside of us all along.
lily33@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Why are you surprised? They are called cock-roaches, after all…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I get 15-20 because I pee a sugar syrup with a little urine in it
JakJak98@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is that you Wilford Brimley?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
keep it down i’m inside a cognito
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Actually that’s just an average. There’s a guy out there getting 50billion cockroaches on a regular basis and he screwed the statistic.
Opisek@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The importance of using the median instead.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Damn Georg, always getting his dick full of roaches…
conartistpanda@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Asmongold
samus12345@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What if you shoved a straw into your cock and then sprayed “Raid” into the straw?
dsilverz@thelemmy.club 4 months ago
[deleted]boonhet@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Also make sure to keep in shape by running with scissors. Keeps both you and your peephole slim.
can@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
penis hole
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man
DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Roaches Georg has a serious problem! For the uninformed: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh by jingo, I notice! (and. Love it!)
Holyginz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It might be Canon lore but I really just want to kill it with a Canon.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️
m_f@midwest.social 4 months ago
The URL for that image is… something. rape.pet looks very pedo adjacent:
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How about you don’t allow that shit under any circumstances. Jesus fuck
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Yeah tf is that “as long as” clause doing there? If I worked at, say, the FBI, I’d be paying that instance admin a visit.
CrazyCow@thelemmy.club 4 months ago
I called MattWalsh out months ago for that crap. Check the comments on my profile since that user was banned from sh.itjust.works: @MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works you can see it in the modlog: thelemmy.club/modlog?page=1&actionType=ModBan&use…
Banned Matt Walsh (Real) @sh.itjust.works reason: User keeps posting content that is hosted on instances open to pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, etc. We are not comfortable hosting content from such sites.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What the hell am I reading?