Choose chicken.

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• Chais@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Completely braindead take. Great shitpost.

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• DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is how American education and politics look to Europeans.

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  oh thats propaganda. thats factory farm propaganda on my timeline. 💔

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t go one day without being manipulated by Big Chicken

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    • incompetent@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If I give money to these sellers of chicken, they’ll give money to breeders of chicken, and there will be more chickens. No! I want less chickens!

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re thinking too logically

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  • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Unless you steal the chicken 🤔

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It is every citizen’s duty to steal chicken.

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  • SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you want less chickens, then you need to do your part, and eat more.

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Let’s just stop paying chicken farmers and wait for them all to die.

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• Robin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You guys be eatin trees?

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought this was slop. I’m almost sad it’s not.

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  • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Apples are part of trees and I eat those. Maybe I should switch my diet towards polluting industrialists.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    only cinnamon and liquorice

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  • spectrums_coherence@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, Cinnamon

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  • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You guys don’t?

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• toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I heard once that chicken is considered vegetarian in some countries.

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  • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In my country, old people consider fish and chicken vegetarian for some reason

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s true that chickens don’t eat meat.

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had a fair sized yard flock for a number of years. I have seen chickens kill and consume snakes, mice, voles, all manner of insect of course, lizards, other birds foolish enough to try to get to the chicken feed, and once one of their own chicks that just wouldn’t shut up. They definitely eat meat.

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    • toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Indeed! I remember a story of a wounded pidgeon falling into a chicken coop... Not much remained of said pidgeon, apparently.

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don't know if that's true, but I do know that in Japan, after Emperor Tenmu banned the eating of meat, certain animals were considered not to be meat. This did not include chickens, but it did include wild poultry. Also fish, eggs, probably others I'm not aware of/remembering.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think this is related to why Japanese uses the same counter words for rabbits and birds. You can’t just say a number plus object in Japanese alone, because you need a counter word with it. So 2 bottles is “bottles 2 long things” and 4 pieces of paper is “paper 4 flat things”. Small animals are usually counted with the word “hiki”, so you’d say “salmon 5 hiki” or “dogs 2 hiki”, but birds use “wa” instead. I think rabbits are also wa so people could basically say “Uh, no we’re not eating meat, we’re just having some long eared furry birds.”

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• Slotos@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In all fairness, neither did lettuce.

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  • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lettuce doesn’t photosynthesize?!

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    • Slotos@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Vast majority of plants are net consumers of oxygen. Almost no edible plant gives us shade. Farming is technically a net contributor to global warming.

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• Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Funny thing to say when they have plants on their meal pictures.

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  hahahahaha

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