The inventor was bullied at school and honestly I can see why.
Humanity collapsed
Submitted 1 week ago by SpaceFacts@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Miller@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 week ago
What if this is a conseguence of bullism, like “oh…y’all will pay for what you did!.i’il make your bubble wrap not pop!”
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Sex now for procreation only, and orgasms are no longer included.
wieson@feddit.org 1 week ago
Children are at least fun some of the time. Let’s make it STI only.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 week ago
Pro: it’s actually a good package fill, because it doesn’t pop easily.
Cons
- It’s not fun.
- It costs more.
- It’s still plastic trash.
- You still have to slash it to minimize the space it takes up in the trash.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Enshittification of bubble wrap? Now they finally went too fucking far.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 week ago
It’s been around for a while lol
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
THIS TIME I POP!!!
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Anything can pop with sufficient pressure.
rektstarsceosu@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
enshitification 😡
NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
What in the absolute fuck
poddus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
So I realize this is a shitpost but I’ve noticed that too and couldn’t help but wonder why that is. My guess is that it’s because bubble wrap is made to absorb and smooth out peak forces when things are bumped around. By letting the air out slowly the bubble wrap now more effectively does it’s job even when the bubble wrap structurally fails.
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
The ones I have seen have the bubbles connected in pairs and have less air in them.
This gives each air bubble a larger surface area to spread the pressure over, and with a lower pressure over all it means that you have to squeeze both connected bubbles at the same time and harder before they pop
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 week ago
I’ve already gotten bubble wrap like this in packages before – years ago.
It is indeed an awful, horrible product.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 days ago
It’s like humanity wants to accelerate towards nuclear apocalypse times and drag everything in its wake
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 6 days ago
We are drawn to war and its cruelty and our own destruction as a feature of our primate species. It will always be so. And likely for many more evolutions of future primate species, far into dark outer space in hundreds of thousands of years of future.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 week ago
That website you linked, the sound is delayed by like a second. Must be using 50 JavaScript libraries
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m so fucking angry right now
brap@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Isn’t that just an ice cube bag being used wrong?
xyrob@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
It’s because this kind can be shipped deflated and easily filled by the shipper using a small desktop machine that inflates it from the edge. That way they don’t have to pay to ship and store giant rolls of mostly air. It quickly pays for the cost of the machine.
MattW03@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Why we can’t just have nice things!!!?? WHYYYY!!!??? 😭
kablez@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you love bubble wrap, you’ll love Australia!
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sister company have invented tasteless candy. Terrible for your teeth, and goes straight to the thighs.
aketawi@quokk.au 1 week ago
so… where exactly would one get these thigh enhancing candies?
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I got mine from the endocrinologist
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Flavour package is subscription only.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
mmm thighs 🤤🤤