NegativeLookAhead

@NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Substantially-increased Total Dollars, yes that’s correct!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried orally interfacing with the genitals of a member of the management at your place of employment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a word for people who will mess something up and blame the victim for it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It has no qualms with the life choices of the potato.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Linux can run on a fucking potato.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If she had lived into the Botox era.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lazy eye Di

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a busy morning planned⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you squeeze in “fucking around and finding out”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta is rapidly reorganizing its workers’ jobs around AI: ‘Transfers aren’t optional’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope zuck gets sucked into a turbine engine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humanity collapsed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the absolute fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to Remove Linux and Install Windows on Your Computer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP eats other peoples boogers off of park benches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh well actually-⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the Vantablack™ ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it acceptable to use thermal paste as lube?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tim had it coming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tim took footprints and left photos. When we find Tim, we will go to work on him, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dress for the job you want, not the job you have⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From Russia with tha love bone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking too hard is for commie fucking liberals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Green herons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Herection