I have a busy morning planned

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And here I am taking up my entire day playing with fire.

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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean, I’ve had days where that is the literal plan.

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You should just fight fire with fire then

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• NichtElias@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget to look the gift horse in the mouth

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• dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pencil me in for three martinis.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh wow someone’s published my douchebag corporate middlemanger’s calendar

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  • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What douchebag corporate manager only beats around the bush for 15 minutes? Their defining characteristic is long-winded bullshit ramblings.

    A 10 slide presentation takes 2 fucking hours and it obvious the manager has no fucking clue what they are talking about.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is going to be an important evening, I have three full hours of “be my own worst enemy” booked.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Three? I get nearly 24 on an average day

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not sleeping? Then the math checks out

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• NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can you squeeze in “fucking around and finding out”?

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  • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have a slot just before lunch for fucking around but we’ll have to push finding out to next week.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  BRB gotta count unhatched chickens.

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• Echo5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  took an hour and a half to get to the elephant in the room, sounds about right

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What about kicking the tires? They’re forgetting to kick the tires!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What about the fires?

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Push Someone’s Buttons”

  That meeting could have been a dozen emails that start with “Per my previous email.”

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tempted to put this in my work calendar

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• nemanin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s so easy to do!

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Aha! So you’re the Netflix executive ruining everything!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Naw, they run Paramount/CBS.

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• Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The second 10am slot should be “knock it before I try it”

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It still works.

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• s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not me messing around with Jim

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