Trust exercise

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• Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can’t. My phone keeps reorienting.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can’t even trust your phone these days smh my head

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  • PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Beyblade style!

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  • badbrainstorm@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If android just turn off auto-rotate in drop down menu

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Turn yourself upside-down

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.

    Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not mine, it’s Occidental.

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Eyyyy

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• DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The game.

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    • yemmly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We both just lost it.

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    • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You son of a bitch…

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      :|

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t believe they did them like that

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Eat dick op

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:

  My dad didn’t trust anyone. ANYONE. In fact, he had a saying…but he wouldn’t tell me.

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• twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Explain?

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  • june@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Turning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t trust you

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    • runswithjedi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This didn’t trick me.

  Apropos of nothing in particular, I’m going to go make a coffee.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t believe you

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

      I made this with AI to support my deception

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    • dave@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Seems harsh—lots of people make coffee these days.

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• Diurnambule@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shame on you, you got me

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seems like the shame could be on you

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    • Diurnambule@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Doesn’t it say, got me one time shame on you, got me two time shame one me ?

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  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah the shame’s definitely on you

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• johsny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  🖕🏻

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How to gain someone’s trust:
  Say “never trust anyone”.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Easy peasy

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• felykiosa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I turned my phone on the si de ans IT DID SOMETHING because I use sync .

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• Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Holy shit.

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• lemmy_99c4zb3e3@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😠

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Almost had me there

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this loss?

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• shasta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s no trust involved here.

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No

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