“Bumbulum”
Roland secured his legacy
Submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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brosaph@lemmy.world 5 months ago
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.
Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
and people complain about “bullshit jobs” these days
Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dear colleagues, I hope this email finds you well, per my last email I’m delighted to inform you that last year’s farther, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team. I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king’s farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful got his generousity and thus don’t want to fuck it up.
Best regards, Xero
juice702@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How do I become a flatulist?
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
I am underpaid
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.
Rayspekt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When, in fact, you needed real estate.
rmuk@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]
Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]
Roland the Farter: [Farts]
King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]
King Henry II: It’s free real estate.
FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest
madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
“Back then we really had to work”
Rayspekt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like that the also gave him the occupation of “flatulist” as he must have been a professional.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Not only that but as the screenshot indicates, “flatulist” even has its own Wikipedia page.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
“One Jump, One Whistle, One Fart” sounds like it could be a parody of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.”
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose Give you a triple-shot of my toots But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part When I do one whistle, one jump, mmand one fart One whistle One jump And one fart
thefrankring@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Next time I see my boss, I know what to do
pigup@lemmy.world 5 months ago
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Now do it on command!
CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat right already.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Legends say he started the first gas company.
thesocavault@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Natural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂
pyre@lemmy.world 5 months ago
his legacy lives on with Donald the Farter
folekaule@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He was a “flautist” alright.
WereCat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is fart too much.
buttfarts@lemy.lol 5 months ago
That’s my jam
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Andre is also famous for his farts Andre’s 16 sec fart www.snopes.com/…/andre-the-giant-16-second-fart/
CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.