“Bumbulum”
Roland secured his legacy
Submitted 4 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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brosaph@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.
Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
and people complain about “bullshit jobs” these days
Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dear colleagues, I hope this email finds you well, per my last email I’m delighted to inform you that last year’s farther, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team. I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king’s farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful got his generousity and thus don’t want to fuck it up.
Best regards, Xero
juice702@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
How do I become a flatulist?
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I am underpaid
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.
Rayspekt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When, in fact, you needed real estate.
rmuk@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]
Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]
Roland the Farter: [Farts]
King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]
King Henry II: It’s free real estate.
FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest
madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
“Back then we really had to work”
Rayspekt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I like that the also gave him the occupation of “flatulist” as he must have been a professional.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Not only that but as the screenshot indicates, “flatulist” even has its own Wikipedia page.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
“One Jump, One Whistle, One Fart” sounds like it could be a parody of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.”
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose Give you a triple-shot of my toots But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part When I do one whistle, one jump, mmand one fart One whistle One jump And one fart
thefrankring@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Next time I see my boss, I know what to do
pigup@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Now do it on command!
CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat right already.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Legends say he started the first gas company.
thesocavault@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Natural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂
pyre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
his legacy lives on with Donald the Farter
folekaule@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
He was a “flautist” alright.
WereCat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This is fart too much.
buttfarts@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
That’s my jam
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Andre is also famous for his farts Andre’s 16 sec fart www.snopes.com/…/andre-the-giant-16-second-fart/
CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.