Roland secured his legacy

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• JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Andre is also famous for his farts Andre’s 16 sec fart www.snopes.com/…/andre-the-giant-16-second-fart/

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.

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• brosaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Bumbulum”

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  • GroundedGator@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.

    Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  and people complain about “bullshit jobs” these days

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  • Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dear colleagues, I hope this email finds you well, per my last email I’m delighted to inform you that last year’s farther, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team. I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king’s farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful got his generousity and thus don’t want to fuck it up.

    Best regards, Xero

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• juice702@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How do I become a flatulist?

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.

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    • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’re in the right place Image

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  • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Learn to play the flute?

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But how?

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• jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am underpaid

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.

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  • Rayspekt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When, in fact, you needed real estate.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]

      Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]

      Roland the Farter: [Farts]

      King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]

      King Henry II: It’s free real estate.

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• madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Back then we really had to work”

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• Rayspekt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like that the also gave him the occupation of “flatulist” as he must have been a professional.

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not only that but as the screenshot indicates, “flatulist” even has its own Wikipedia page.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “One Jump, One Whistle, One Fart” sounds like it could be a parody of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.”

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  • PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose Give you a triple-shot of my toots But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part When I do one whistle, one jump, mmand one fart One whistle One jump And one fart

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• thefrankring@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Next time I see my boss, I know what to do

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  a modern contender

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now do it on command!

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat right already.

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• Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Legends say he started the first gas company.

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• thesocavault@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Natural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂

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• pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  his legacy lives on with Donald the Farter

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• folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He was a “flautist” alright.

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is fart too much.

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• buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s my jam

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