Just use the 3 shells
If you're having people over, be sure to have adequate supplies available.
Submitted 1 year ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Pistcow@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.
BeefSupreme@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Don’t you people have knives?
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Definitely. A bit harder to eat though
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
186 upvotes? I don’t get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh
theodewere@kbin.social 1 year ago
the rare combined PSA-shitpost
Chariotwheel@kbin.social 1 year ago
Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn’t come free
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s plenty for guests for the weekend
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 year ago
That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.
Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie
FQQD@feddit.de 1 year ago
Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night
alyx@reddthat.com 1 year ago
charge them for it
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Good advice even when you don’t have people over
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Literal shitpost