If you're having people over, be sure to have adequate supplies available.

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• GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Literal shitpost

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• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Just use the 3 shells

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• Pistcow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.

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  • BeefSupreme@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Don’t you people have knives?

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.

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  • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Definitely. A bit harder to eat though

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• thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  186 upvotes? I don’t get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh

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• theodewere@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  the rare combined PSA-shitpost

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• Chariotwheel@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn’t come free

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That’s plenty for guests for the weekend

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.

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• Rouxibeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.

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• PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie

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• FQQD@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night

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• alyx@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  charge them for it

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Good advice even when you don’t have people over

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