Just use the 3 shells
If you're having people over, be sure to have adequate supplies available.
Submitted 8 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Pistcow@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.
BeefSupreme@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Don’t you people have knives?
And009@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Definitely. A bit harder to eat though
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
186 upvotes? I don’t get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh
theodewere@kbin.social 8 months ago
the rare combined PSA-shitpost
Chariotwheel@kbin.social 8 months ago
Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.
ignotum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn’t come free
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s plenty for guests for the weekend
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 8 months ago
That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.
Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie
FQQD@feddit.de 8 months ago
Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night
alyx@reddthat.com 8 months ago
charge them for it
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Good advice even when you don’t have people over
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Literal shitpost