Anon loves marvel movies

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  aftercredits.com

  i usually just look it up to see if a movie has a stinger before getting in the theatre.

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• QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I always stay through the credits of every movie I see theatrically, it’s something my dad raised me to do… Out of respect for the people who made the movie he said.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Your dad probably just woke up when the lights came up and is trying to get back in the game.

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My dad’s not a boomer. In fact he is a big cinema guy

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  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    LoTR Extended Editions are something like 40 minutes of credits after a 2.5 hour movie. I don’t think I could.

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    • ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Bro the extended movies are way longer than 2.5 hrs. The theatrical cuts are longer than thag.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Each extended edition has roughly 25 minutes of credits. The shortest movie is about 3 hours 30 minutes including the credits. Longest is about 4 hours 25 minutes.

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  • coolie4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do you also clap at the end

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No

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  • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I like to read the names aloud with friends and talk about the made up things they did. Bob Smith? Best Boy? Yeah he is. Helped me move last weekend. Jane Johnson? Second unit director? First in my heart, the one that got away. Etc.

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  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yep, same here, unless of course the bladder betrays me…

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tell me more about Benedict Cumberbatch deepthroating Chris Hemsworth.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He used those portals to do telesucking

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    • justaman123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      He was suckn everyone, even him self

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can tell you there will be a hems worth per batch. Thats a lot.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The after credits thing was neat when the movies were a spectacle. Now they’re releasing like 15 lovelessly turbospeed-produced marvel films per year and I’m watching them on tv. Waiting through the credits is a dead premise.

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• bort@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  if you hated the movie, i understand leaving as fast as possible. but if you liked the movie? won’t you stay there a little longer, think about the movie, let it think in, spend some time in the mindset of the movie before returning to everyday life?

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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I need to pee when the movie is over. If I want to sit and contemplate the plot, I can do it on the toilet

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There’s at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there’s less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

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  • EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeth, marthter, let the latht thene’s thinematography really thoak in.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It always seems to me thst nobody stays for the post cred. They presumably feel they can just watch it on YouTube. Maybe it’s to avoid spoilers? In which case they’re actually smarter than me.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am one to stay for them unless I really gotta pee.

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• DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Business idea for cinemas. Put ads between credits and post-credits scenes.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They’re probably contractually prohibited from doing that.

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• PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  2edgy4me

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• red@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t need to know who owns the licenses to the 40 background tracks, or which 3D artist crunched long nights to make that bendy spaghetti Black Panther fighting scene.

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• Dirtdog@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What the fuck is wrong with you?

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    awww you must be very normal and sensitive to inappropriate content :^((((((

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    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But the Bible says fellatio bad!!!1!!

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• Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Real and gay.

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