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Please don't crash. Please don't crash. Please don't crash.

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.

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  • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it’s the original month python script containing the world’s funniest joke

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well it’s definitely not the other guy’s joke. His dog has no nose.

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      • Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How does he see?

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    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I asked German translate if it could help me out, and it politely responded:

        “Das wird nicht passieren.”

        Huh.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No no no…it’s the tickle monster. It’s like bigfoot, 7 foot tall, hairy, and can overwhelm and overpower you. And all it wants to do is tickle you everywhere for the rest of your life.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh shit. Thay truck is full of ligma!

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whats ligma?

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      • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        steve jobs hahahsh gottem

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    • Ulvain@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, it’s full of goblins!

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      balls?

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A motorcycle the dude works on himself

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    • EpeeGnome@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’m sure it’s some sort of expensive hobby he’s addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.

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    • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Braaaaaaaaaaaap!

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turns out it’s Man.

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    • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People are technically sexually transmitted diseases

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    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk, feels like we’re doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it’s infection

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      • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        By increasingly expanding the population?

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spoiler: It’s filled with catgirls.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      C’mon. In a trailer? It’s definitely horsegirls.

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  • riskable@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s crazy how there’s no way to play an unplayed Steam game v they should do something about that

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  • Pavidus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it’s way cheaper than restoring cars.

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I’d have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.

      One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I’ll fix it up. For now, I’m just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.

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      • Pavidus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Preludes are awesome! I’ve got an old Miata that I’ve had for years, similar situation. I’ve thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I’ll never see it back. But she’s mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.

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  • Travelator@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.

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  • Depress_Mode@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People always freak out over this picture but it’s just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say “Yamaha” and “Look twice”, a common motorcycle-awareness safety slogan. “[MO]TORCYCLE” is written on the same sticker below, but you can’t really tell due to the low image quality

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have this tattooed on my back

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay… Well… We’ll just put you on the “do not ever fuck” list.

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      • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That is absolutely for the best

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Slaps trailer, “You can fit so much Herpes in this thing.”

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  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s an amazing name for a horse.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It carries life?

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a cure for life

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh right. It only works once though.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s okay, it’s near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you tried using more cowbell?

    Image

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  • acosmichippo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

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    • shaserlark@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just crash into me daddy

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      • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dave? Is that you??

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Although you could argue that this puts people in a ‘History Eraser Button’ scenario.

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GOP philosophy?

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The good news is that on a long enough timeline, life guarantees that all diseases have one cure by default, even that one.

      The bad news is that it’s a fuck of long timeline.

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    • anti_antidote@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I read this as OOP philosophy 😂

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  • Stomata@buddyverse.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It carries coffee addiction

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    is it stupidity?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    a disease which has no cure

    Thrill-seeking recklessness.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Babies?

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease

    I need Bad, BAD medicine

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Life bro!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just some humans

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  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dirtbikes!

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