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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LodeMike@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dudes be like: “Subway Sucks” my brother in christ, you made the sandwich

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    • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality had fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn’t taste fresh either

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sure, but the attached image’s sandwich sucking is mostly down to the customer’s choices not the ingredient quality

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    • eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Instantly popped into my head, I love Gianni so much.

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  • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With other things right?

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      • basmati@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nope just a qw inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.

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      • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No. Meatballs, sauce, olives, and sliced tomato.

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    • Debardosbae@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.

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    • GhostFaceSkrilla@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And swimming in South West sauce.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t see how that’s similar, it would only be applicable if you ordered a footling with ONLY tomatoes and olives, nothing else.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds good/not weird.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

    Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      fuck hail corporate. oh my god, you can’t even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean… what she is doing wrong is going to subway.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.

    How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      :3

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck subway.

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?

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      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t know if anything really bad. It’s expensive and low quality, but that’s about it.

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      • NormalPerson@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I’ve seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

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  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.

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    • lath@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, it’s cool. Can’t you see he’s wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And holding the one he was wearing on the hand he’s holding the phone with?

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  • renrenPDX@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.

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    • Fosheze@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Yeah. Uh. I’ll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted.”

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      • Syd@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tuna melts are pretty delicious.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Extra mayo.

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.

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      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.

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    • DeanFogg@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I’d still vote for it over trump

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  • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.

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    • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.

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      • nomous@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Give me a pickle sandwich with a little cheese and mustard and I could die happy.

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    • eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If I could have a very long pickle to cover my entire sandwich, I think I’d die happy. Just one lone cucumber pickled and sliced long ways.

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    • sailormoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQiui9h71l8

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worat sauce they have is better tham no sauce. Id take a sauve i hate over no sauce… and its toasred so that “bread” is dry af… out some sauce on and youll be normal.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re not at that part yet. Clearly in the veggie stage.

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      • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The sauce stage is after the veggie stage, I bet he asked what sauce they want, they said no sauce and that’s how we got here.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mayonnaise.

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      • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I would have preferred Mr Mayo

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.

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      • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well that’s what I mean if you just want a cheese pizza just go across the street

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  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is just an ad for subway

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    • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.

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      • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gross and unappealing is the new hot ad strategy! They’re going for the “I only eat there ironically.”

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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  • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Say what you will but this would be a very cool “this is how we met” story that they could tell their kids down the line

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.

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    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sir, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical

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      • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        True. I just swear I’ve seen a story about something similar happening.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a food crime from hell!

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.

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      • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bacon vanilla us good though

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  • Dpof@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck subway

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  • yournamehere@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sob-way

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Olive Garden

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  • 01011@monero.town ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should have just ordered a salad somewhere but I like the ingredients, everything but the bread.

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