I mean… what she is doing wrong is going to subway.
Subway
Submitted 4 days ago by LodeMike@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 days ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.
Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”
pyre@lemmy.world 3 days ago
fuck hail corporate. oh my god, you can’t even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I can’t judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 days ago
With other things right?
basmati@lemmus.org 4 days ago
Nope just a qw inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No. Meatballs, sauce, olives, and sliced tomato.
Debardosbae@leminal.space 4 days ago
Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.
M137@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I don’t see how that’s similar, it would only be applicable if you ordered a footling with ONLY tomatoes and olives, nothing else.
GhostFaceSkrilla@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And swimming in South West sauce.
robocall@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That sounds good/not weird.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Fuck subway.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 days ago
What’s wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I don’t know if anything really bad. It’s expensive and low quality, but that’s about it.
NormalPerson@lemmy.world 3 days ago
There’s a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I’ve seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 days ago
I’m torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.
How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 days ago
:3
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 4 days ago
He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.
lath@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Nah, it’s cool. Can’t you see he’s wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 days ago
And holding the one he was wearing on the hand he’s holding the phone with?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.
DeanFogg@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I wouldn’t eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I’d still vote for it over trump
renrenPDX@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.
Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“Yeah. Uh. I’ll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted.”
Syd@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Tuna melts are pretty delicious.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 days ago
Extra mayo.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.
Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.
rbos@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.
nomous@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Give me a pickle sandwich with a little cheese and mustard and I could die happy.
eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
If I could have a very long pickle to cover my entire sandwich, I think I’d die happy. Just one lone cucumber pickled and sliced long ways.
sailormoon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This is just an ad for subway
exasperation@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 3 days ago
Gross and unappealing is the new hot ad strategy! They’re going for the “I only eat there ironically.”
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Say what you will but this would be a very cool “this is how we met” story that they could tell their kids down the line
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Well that’s what I mean if you just want a cheese pizza just go across the street
dumbass@leminal.space 4 days ago
Eheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worat sauce they have is better tham no sauce. Id take a sauve i hate over no sauce… and its toasred so that “bread” is dry af… out some sauce on and youll be normal.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 days ago
They’re not at that part yet. Clearly in the veggie stage.
dumbass@leminal.space 4 days ago
The sauce stage is after the veggie stage, I bet he asked what sauce they want, they said no sauce and that’s how we got here.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 days ago
bss03@infosec.pub 3 days ago
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That’s an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Sir, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 days ago
True. I just swear I’ve seen a story about something similar happening.
Dpof@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fuck subway
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This is a food crime from hell!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Bacon vanilla us good though
yournamehere@lemm.ee 4 days ago
sob-way
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Olive Garden
01011@monero.town 4 days ago
Should have just ordered a salad somewhere but I like the ingredients, everything but the bread.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Dudes be like: “Subway Sucks” my brother in christ, you made the sandwich
dditty@lemm.ee 3 days ago
When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality had fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn’t taste fresh either
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Sure, but the attached image’s sandwich sucking is mostly down to the customer’s choices not the ingredient quality
eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Instantly popped into my head, I love Gianni so much.