NormalPerson

@NormalPerson@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm back with another great recipe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please keep your distance for the next farty hours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I’ve seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam's new disclaimer reminds everyone that you don't actually own your games, GOG moves in for the killshot: Its offline installers 'cannot be taken away from you'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gaben has the only good monopoly, he’s pretty much Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know what I got. No low balls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Craft singles, probably been sitting for a bit after being melted from the looks of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swifties wasted no time...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d be surprised, I know I was. Just like how there are still undecided voters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The heart wants what the heart wants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You also gotta try one of their best menu items, the cheesy gordita crunch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon casts a healing spell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So if I want to be a proper butthole I need to cast lesser or greater restoration?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a soyboy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I like that YouTubers like hbomber and Oki take time on their videos. It’s like a gift when you see that upload pop up in your feed and you know you have something to look forward to later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish there were more like him in the industry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Their bias and a wildly suspicious source that’s pretty much the podcast my best friend once removed’s half-sister’s uncle listens to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centipedes Don't Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s against the law! Please turn yourself in to the nearest police precinct.

  Being respectful of everyone’s person would hurt my lil brain tryin to remember all those words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon freezes time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends, what would happen if I stopped time in a moving car? Like if I were to stop time when that one car was swerving in and out of traffic, almost hit someone, then flicked them off?

  If I stopped time then would I still be carried by the momentum and splat against the inside of my car leaving everyone frozen forever or undo time stop and some freak accident is talked about on the news?

  Or do I get to stop time while they’re flipping the bird, pull their car off to the side of the road, take off their tires, fill their gas tank with sugar, then swipe their offending finger in their butt crack and leave it pressed against their upper lip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes up a word⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/EqZjo_gSBVM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes up a word⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you ask them to fix your title yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay Mad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But they never told me which of them was the better golfer.

  God it feels stupid to write that and it being an actual argument during a presidential debate.