And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon
Anon freezes time
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 11 months ago
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.
piranhaphish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How apropos.
Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
blowing your load
Nice
lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
thats fine with me, since im not sick in the head, and i respect people’s consent
Klaymore@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is a 4Chan user
buttfarts@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion
workerONE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s funny because this sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion
Surreal@programming.dev 11 months ago
That’s my thought every time someone virtue signaling
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Didn’t even think about this. I thought of how crushingly boring and annoying it must have been to have been unable to move at all. For 6 months.
And now I realize it must have been dreadful, at first.
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Imagine if your one of the thousands of people who would likely happen to have the sun in their eyes at the instant of freezing.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
not me. i would have done some nasty shit.
lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
genuinely asking: what sort of things do you mean, and why ?
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Assume some people were around you when you froze time. They saw you did something and then were the only one who could move.
Then they went through the absolute nightmare of being paralyzed and conscious for six months. And they know you’ve caused it.
I highly doubt the whole world concented to this.
Whatever else you did in frozen time barely changes a thing.
Tired8281@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
What if you spent your frozen time, determining the problems of everyone in the world, and solving them? So, when everybody got unfrozen, it was a utopia.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dude you can get in trouble for doing a lot of things that aren’t a criminal sex act. There’s so much more out there! Doing H until you nod out in public, stealing products, playing guitar after 10pm, orchestrating dog fights, gambling on when elderly people will die, driving a class B school bus with an expired physical on file, the possibility are endless.
Kedly@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Like half of these dont work if time is stopped tho.
Mango@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I respect people’s consent in the scenario where it’s something they experience or are affected by it. I’d imagine frozen time is consequence free zone for everyone.
jorp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes this is fantasy but what you’re effectively stating here is that if you don’t get caught it’s not wrong. The same argument would justify groping a deep sleeper, do you think that’s not wrong?
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I would still steel shit from larger chain shops to eat an stuff so that wouldnt work out. Also i would test my powers first.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How would people know I’ve been in bed for those 6 months??
As far as they are concerned the cause of the phenomena is unknown.
And next time it will be longer.
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Quick! Quick! Freeze it again!
Fah_Q@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
If they complain freeze them again?
Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Always test until you know the rules!
morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everyone who is still alive
So make it count
And wear a mask and a big coat
androogee@midwest.social 11 months ago
Furbag@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Big Jakt.
VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s OK, they’ll know not to mess with me.
Especially after the news cycles through hundreds of otherwise inexplicably brutal events like ‘oil company boardroom welded shut full of heaters’, ‘bee killing pestocide.producer found locked in a room full of wasps’, ‘putin awakes in room full people he’s been oppressing’, ‘guy who invented mobile game adverts could only leave his house after clicking on a very small button that’s actual hit box is slightly off the graphic’
shani66@ani.social 11 months ago
At that point I’d just go all in, live in the just moment for a century and upend the entire world to make up for it.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They can have fun rebuilding the cloud over, and over, and over again.
atmur@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
The grocerystore employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.