Alice missing the point yet again

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• xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah! I’m with Bender on this! Kill all humans!

    realizes I’M human

    I said what I said!

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• BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.

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  • formergijoe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A mediocre comedian?

    Image

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  • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A smaller dog? Idk

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A lesser dog

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• A_A@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i was trying really hard to imagine why she was thinking of him being bitten by a small child … before catching on 🤣 Quite funny laughing at my own stupidity … and then reading his perfect reply 😋

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• zante@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Peter Schmeichel must be stopped

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Her: Are there bite marks on your walk?

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this the modern “dumb blonde” joke, re-imagined?

  Sure looks like it.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aww shucks, he thinks I’m great? blushes

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