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Alice missing the point yet again

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨late_night@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah! I’m with Bender on this! Kill all humans!

      realizes I’M human

      I said what I said!

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  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.

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    • formergijoe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A mediocre comedian?

      Image

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    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A smaller dog? Idk

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      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A lesser dog

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  • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i was trying really hard to imagine why she was thinking of him being bitten by a small child … before catching on 🤣 Quite funny laughing at my own stupidity … and then reading his perfect reply 😋

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  • zante@lemmy.wtf ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Peter Schmeichel must be stopped

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Her: Are there bite marks on your walk?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this the modern “dumb blonde” joke, re-imagined?

    Sure looks like it.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aww shucks, he thinks I’m great? blushes

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