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• PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Funny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.

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  • Spooge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pipe down.

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.

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      • Spooge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Great joke! You’ve truly got the whole humor thing nailed down.

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    • Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yo, Bird up!

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• VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him

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  • Ravenheart@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.

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• PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.

  Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.

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