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thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Spooge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can’t respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Funny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.

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    • Spooge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pipe down.

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      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.

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      • Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yo, Bird up!

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  • VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him

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    • Ravenheart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Gotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.

    Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, if you stop eating you die anyway!

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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s just big food propaganda

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    • MoffKalast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean have you ever met anyone who’s died of hunger?

      No? Coincidence?

      I think

      NOT!

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