i am going to stick with my rock choice, although i confess that stick rocks
Team Stick
Submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@libretechni.ca to memes@sopuli.xyz
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expatriado@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
davidgro@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I can stick the rock in my pocket but can’t rock the stick in it.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I hear either one can be used to break bones, so there’s really no wrong answer.
I feel like I’d have more fun with the stick, though. Carrying around a rock just feels like carrying around extra weight. Carrying around a stick can feel like carrying a sword, can help with walking on hikes, can be used to point out things in the distance, can be a makeshift flag staff, or a barrier if you need to block someone or something. Then if it breaks, it can still be used as kindling in a fire.
So yeah, I’ll say Team Stick.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Stick. Easy.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
Okay but can you imbue the stick with rune energy? Didn’t think so
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I take the stick and use it to rob the guy with the rock.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Perfect rocks are easier to find than perfect sticks, so I’ll take stick
infinitevalence@discuss.online 1 day ago
I mean, thats a sick rock, but that stick is just too good to pass up. Team Stick.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
That rock is amazing but I can’t turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
Nah I’m still taking the rune essence
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Team rock, sticks are awkward to keep around long-term but rocks can sit on my desk indefinitely
Toneswirly@beehaw.org 1 day ago
Perfect rock. You can shape a stick, but a rock is pretty much gonna stay how you found it
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
a rock is pretty much gonna stay how you found it
How do you think headstones come to be?
Toneswirly@beehaw.org 14 hours ago
We’re talking about going on a hike and finding cool rocks and sticks, not machining.
Serinus@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
The stick is clearly superior, but an S-tier stick is also more common.
toofpic@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Kiki all the way!
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the moment when you realize that stick is a part of tree corpse 😯😬
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
Oh no…
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’ll take the rock and get into woodworking so I can make a nice little stand for it
itinerantme@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Rock.
lauha@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Rock looks like a Google Home speaker, so fuck that. I’m taking the stick
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Your mom. Easy.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Perfect Rock lives forever, Perfect Stick is Soon-to-Be Dirt.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 day ago
Stick
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Both, clearly.
And, if you don’t like it, you can try to take them back, but I warn you, I have a stick and a rock.