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Team Stick

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@libretechni.ca⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Both, clearly.

    And, if you don’t like it, you can try to take them back, but I warn you, I have a stick and a rock.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i am going to stick with my rock choice, although i confess that stick rocks

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can stick the rock in my pocket but can’t rock the stick in it.

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  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hear either one can be used to break bones, so there’s really no wrong answer.

    I feel like I’d have more fun with the stick, though. Carrying around a rock just feels like carrying around extra weight. Carrying around a stick can feel like carrying a sword, can help with walking on hikes, can be used to point out things in the distance, can be a makeshift flag staff, or a barrier if you need to block someone or something. Then if it breaks, it can still be used as kindling in a fire.

    So yeah, I’ll say Team Stick.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Stick. Easy.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay but can you imbue the stick with rune energy? Didn’t think so

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      • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You can carve runes into stick

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I take the stick and use it to rob the guy with the rock.

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  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perfect rocks are easier to find than perfect sticks, so I’ll take stick

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  • infinitevalence@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, thats a sick rock, but that stick is just too good to pass up. Team Stick.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That rock is amazing but I can’t turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah I’m still taking the rune essence

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Team rock, sticks are awkward to keep around long-term but rocks can sit on my desk indefinitely

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  • Toneswirly@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Perfect rock. You can shape a stick, but a rock is pretty much gonna stay how you found it

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    • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      a rock is pretty much gonna stay how you found it

      How do you think headstones come to be?

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      • Toneswirly@beehaw.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We’re talking about going on a hike and finding cool rocks and sticks, not machining.

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  • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The stick is clearly superior, but an S-tier stick is also more common.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kiki all the way!

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  • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the moment when you realize that stick is a part of tree corpse 😯😬

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh no…

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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll take the rock and get into woodworking so I can make a nice little stand for it

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  • itinerantme@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rock.

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  • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rock looks like a Google Home speaker, so fuck that. I’m taking the stick

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  • skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your mom. Easy.

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perfect Rock lives forever, Perfect Stick is Soon-to-Be Dirt.

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  • JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Stick

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