Plot twist: they can’t navigate entire cities. Some very well maintained streets, maybe.
Works for slugs too
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DupaCycki@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe we should build streets especially for them, then. Except I don’t think they’ll need the full width of a normal street. With their computer-driven precision they could probably get by with just a couple of narrow strips of metal.
zikzak025@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And you could probably optimize traffic by increasing the size of the cars to include a lot more seats, or even standing room. Or even connecting multiple cars together for efficiency if there are a lot of other people who want to take the same route.
ErevanDB@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
DupaCycki@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure some wooden planks in the middle would do wonders for stability and durability. Maybe some gravel too. Why has nobody thought of this yet??
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, just one strip of… it’s really more of a shelbyville idea
Alphonsus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nice thought. 👌👌👌
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can I hire Etsy witches for this?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You can hire Etsy witches for WAY more things than you think.
zikzak025@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anyone have the contact info of the one who killed Charlie Kirk?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t chalk be faster, cheaper, and more wind-resistant?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
But chalk is used for summoning spells.
MrChewy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank you, a man of culture!
1984@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Sure, or just a can of white spray paint. I assume it works too, if this does. I dont trust Lemmy random meme pics though.
franz_augustin@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
And better for the environment
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You can do the same with ants and chalk circles
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
and chickens
UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Guess they are demons.
yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Subaru Impreza 1998 would never
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I always wondered why Vampires don’t just eat the salt.
addie@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Really traditional vampires are super OCD; one of the ways to get rid of them is to spill a big bag of eg. rice in front of them, and they’ll spend so long counting every grain that they’ll get caught by the rising sun. Salt ought to work as well?
One grain of salt, two grains of salt. Ah ha ha ha. Three grains of salt…
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
They have hypertension and it’s bad for them.
SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
blarth@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
TBF I know humans this would work on too.
bilb@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Me! The bullies at work keep doing this to me :(
CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Snail warfare
titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I highly doubt this is true.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
What if you draw two yellow line circles around it?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Whomst the fuck tried to use a fae as a substitute for a daemon? It’s called a daemon engine not a fairy engine, there’s a reason we don’t use fae and it’s shit like this and them just inventing new terms of service. Shoddy craft all around, whoever made this needs to return to Zharr-Naggrund and be made into an Infernal Guard.
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
Does popping a cone on the hood still work? I don’t live close enough to the airport to try it anymore
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
AI cars are a disaster in the making for urban design and transportation.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Self-driving cars cannot navigate entire cities. No.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
From what I’ve seen self-driving cars can navigate a 4 mile pre-learned route from the showroom to the delivery truck co
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
support.google.com/waymo/answer/9059119?hl=en#SF
PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yup waymos are all over the place in phx area. Teslas might not do it but that doesn’t mean nobody can. This isn’t even Chinese electric cars with crazy features as well
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your source is waymo’s own propaganda, my source is everyone else:
duckduckgo.com/?q=waymo+stuck
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
ATLien here. Seeing a Waymo ruins my day. Seeing one of the freeway my whole week.