Puppy-genics

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• terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Racoons first

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those thumbs would get them into trouble.

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    • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I met a couple with a pet raccoon once. They said it got into everything all the time and generally caused mischief constantly.

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    • wraekscadu@vargar.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hello, cat pfp that looks like a dick at first glance! How’ve you been?

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have thumbs, can confirm.

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    • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They do not have thumbs.

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• churrodestroyer@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe it’s like wheat? Cook it once to get bread and twice to get toast.

  Has anybody tried domesticating a golden retriever a second time?

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• SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How about we work on domesticating people. Seems we’ve allowed the feral ones to get out of control.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t you see? They’ve domesticated us. The other apes would’ve beaten the billionaires to death by now.

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  • Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why does this feel like advocating for slavery…

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d rather get a domesticated chimpanzee to help with chores. If someone else, preferably someone with little fear of death and nothing to live for, could get on it, I would appreciate that.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If someone else, preferably someone with little fear of death and nothing to live for

    My time to shine!!! Oh, but also I’m very lazy.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen this movie. It ends with a nuclear explosion that throws two of the new ape-people back in time!

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like this would be like basically selectively breeding the down syndrome equivalent into them

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They already did foxes, didn’t they?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Any the fox was ok with this? What did the fox say?

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    • strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It made friends with a dog. They were the best of friends, having so much fun together. They weren’t even aware they were such a funny pair.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a switch, a service top, and a (hybrid) wolf: yes hello

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i wonder if we could selectively breed them to be able to speak? like how much time would it take to breed the intelligence and necessary vocal stuff to make that possible

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