Anon texts her very normal boyfriend

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Average Redditor Boyfriend

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• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon is the boyfriend AND the girlfriend.

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• Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know much about women, but I know calling them pretentious, their emotions absurd, their conversation inane, their intelligence non-existent and their mental age toddler level probably isn’t the best way to keep them around long-term.

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  • chickenf622@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think gender is even relevant in this case.

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    • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah this just seems like an any% speed run to getting cut off by literally anyone

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• NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Leaving the oceans was a mistake.

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  • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s so much cool stuff down there!

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You guys are missing the title: “fembot feels”. The narrator is not a human but a chatbot.

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  • palebluethought@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In 4chan parlance that just means she’s calling herself autistic. Which in 4chan would may or may not be literal

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    • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think that it’s the case here. The bf talks about inane babble and implies that OP has the intelligence of a 4yo, that makes more sense if the narrator is a virtual gf bot than for a real and autistic human.

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  • skulbuny@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    goddamn there’s some new friends around here 😂

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    • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah. More like someone who never cared about /r9k/. I’m old enough in that shithole to remember the AnT spam.

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My reply text would be, "We're done. Goodbye."

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  • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thats generous

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    • WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I will do you one better:

      We’re done, Badbye

      this will show him 😤

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    dang, i’d have just hit block

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  • m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just “blocked”

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like the rest of his life?

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    • Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he’s not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look, if you’re dating an idiot (m or f) that’s fine, be happy. But ffs don’t be an abusive jackass.

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• fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why am I picturing a Doctor Doom kinda villain typing this? Altough this being 4chan, I’m guessing we would be closer to The Monarch.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It sounds like her boyfriend is Ignatius J. Reilly lol

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Something struck me, I first pictured the boyfriend as the classic overweight, smelly, unkempt neckbeard. Are there new visual tropes for these sorts of pseudo intellectuals or are fedora-clad 2010 Jonah Hill lookalikes still the stereotype?

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Image

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t sleep on the skinny dork.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t believe they cast RDJ as Dr DOOM when this guy is out there somewhere.

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Very healthy yes

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