Is that a tiny shark fin on the hood?
This is why you shouldn’t let AI control your car. It saw the appliqué, glitched about what it was doing, and rest was history.

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#SaltLife

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“That lifeguard asked me if I knew my tides tables.
First off, it’s times tables. Second, I’m not doing math at the beach.
Idiot.”

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Non-sequitur: I love the SaltLife decals so much. Their font is just so awful that every time I see “Slut Life” on a Jeep Renegade a 12 hour drive from the nearest ocean, I just think of the driver tarting it up every weekend. It makes me giggle.