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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    Ftfy

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• T0RB1T@piefed.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please for the love of our timelines…

  Please crop your memes.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But they don’t even care anymore.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  BEHOLD, MY POWER!

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• devaly@ani.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You were holding your farts for 8 hours?

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Finally found something wrong with WFH, I can’t make my office nemesis smell my farts anymore 😭

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  • Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude, no

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The office is currently about 7000 km away, so a targeted attack is slightly out of budget

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish I could but I can’t trust a fart anymore =/

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eat more fiber

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  • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Need to learn fart bending

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• SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You just outed yourself, Brandon. We work close together in an office. Chew with your mouth closed. Stop belching as loud as you can. Keep the racist shit to yourself. And if you didn’t want to be mocked relentlessly for voting for Trump, and then blaming both sides, I guess you should not have done that. Gas is expensive because you voted for Trump, not because of the democrats. Oh, you wouldn’t do it again? That’s nice. No go back in time and not vote for Trump. Oh, you can’t? Well thanks for contributing.

  Tomorrow, I’m going to dig into you again, in my 1000 part series on shaming at the workplace: why it is necessary. Tomorrow’s topic will be: the incalculable damage that has been done to the sciences. Specifically, health and climate sciences. How has your stupid decision ruined our children’s future? Tune in tomorrow, at work, for more.

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gas is expensive

    Apparently not expensive enough.

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    • SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Guy commutes an hour each way to work as well.

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of us! One of us!

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• selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a milestone in life. It’s equivalent to achieve your first million dollars.

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• Eddbopkins@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you late to the party. if you don’t fart in the interview are you even considered human?

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of the few upside of working close to noisy industrial machines. 👍

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I really hope your equipment is ATEX-certified, what with all the methane around.

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