Please for the love of our timelines…
Please crop your memes.
Office Space (1999)
Submitted 3 weeks ago by DangerNooble@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
devaly@ani.social 2 weeks ago
You were holding your farts for 8 hours?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
There’s an app for that.
yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Finally found something wrong with WFH, I can’t make my office nemesis smell my farts anymore 😭
Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Not with that attitude, no
yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
The office is currently about 7000 km away, so a targeted attack is slightly out of budget
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You just outed yourself, Brandon. We work close together in an office. Chew with your mouth closed. Stop belching as loud as you can. Keep the racist shit to yourself. And if you didn’t want to be mocked relentlessly for voting for Trump, and then blaming both sides, I guess you should not have done that. Gas is expensive because you voted for Trump, not because of the democrats. Oh, you wouldn’t do it again? That’s nice. No go back in time and not vote for Trump. Oh, you can’t? Well thanks for contributing.
Tomorrow, I’m going to dig into you again, in my 1000 part series on shaming at the workplace: why it is necessary. Tomorrow’s topic will be: the incalculable damage that has been done to the sciences. Specifically, health and climate sciences. How has your stupid decision ruined our children’s future? Tune in tomorrow, at work, for more.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Gas is expensive
Apparently not expensive enough.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Guy commutes an hour each way to work as well.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One of us! One of us!
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wish I could but I can’t trust a fart anymore =/
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Eat more fiber
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Heh things have been slowly getting back to normal after the lettuce thing. I do take a natto supplement. But yeah news media totally downplayed that outbreak. On the positive note there was plenty of old underwear I needed to throw away.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Productivity counts as productivity.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
This is a milestone in life. It’s equivalent to achieve your first million dollars.
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you late to the party. if you don’t fart in the interview are you even considered human?
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One of the few upside of working close to noisy industrial machines. 👍
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
I really hope your equipment is ATEX-certified, what with all the methane around.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I’ve literally been written up because I farted at work once.
khanh@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
people and their black bars in this comment section…
NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
[deleted]Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
White bars around here pretty much only play hip-hop/pop or punk/metal. I’m lucky to live in an area where country at a bar is a novelty.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
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humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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Ftfy
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know you guys are joking, but my OCD required that I actually crop it.
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LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
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