UltraMasculine

@UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You have a lot of self-confidence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  18

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New fear unlocked⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Camels doesn’t even need a gun to kill a human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP obsolete tech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a kid I always thought that Nero is a stupid name for a program because in Finnish nero means genius. To be honest I still think that it’s a stupid name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats a polar bear⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Epic sax seal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this for? (Wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do that all the time. The eggs MUST BE balanced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It’s detachable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ham toilet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To shit, or not to shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1 or 5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.