UltraMasculine

@UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In my anus???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to party a lot (too much) when I was younger. Every damn weekend I was “on the go”. Now I don’t want to go anywhere. Now if I want to “party”, I drink beer at home, listen to music and maybe play some video games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s right. I’m not lying at all when I say that none of my friends care about privacy. It’s actually quite frustrating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beat down with the sickness⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember that. Everyone else was there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You have a lot of self-confidence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  18

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New fear unlocked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Camels doesn’t even need a gun to kill a human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP obsolete tech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a kid I always thought that Nero is a stupid name for a program because in Finnish nero means genius. To be honest I still think that it’s a stupid name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats a polar bear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Epic sax seal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this for? (Wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I do that all the time. The eggs MUST BE balanced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It’s detachable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ham toilet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To shit, or not to shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1 or 5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.