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Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the hysterical part is the guy (presumably with the lost member) trying to lure the cat with a fish. Trade?

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    flaisch macht flaisch

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Considering the subject, time period (1555) and origin (Germany, as indicated by language), it is presumably Protestant propaganda.

      I did not expect that

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-AwCl4jr9w

        3.word slogans are old as fuck and still going strong

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    • Bz1sen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, it’s obviously pussy eats dick. People have always been naughty.

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      • Tonuka@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        that pun doesn’t work in german. it’s about good friday where catholics are only allowed to eat fish (look at the left)

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  • aiden@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Casual blunder. You gotta watch out for the penis stealing cats.

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  • tauren@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m glad cats don’t do that anymore.

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I’ve gotta quit leaving my packer out.

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      • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        OMG that reminds me of the Tumblr post about a kid noticing the packer became loose and said it was because he didn’t eat his greens

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For now. Their day will come again

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Detachable Penis.

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    • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Primus - Detachable Penis (no virus).mp3.exe - 0:01 min

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      • UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It’s detachable

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Penis > fish.

    I agree, but I might be biased.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “come on take this fish and give back the penis” “NO”

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i should call her

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That cat looks part weasel.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Slightly better quality.

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    • Retreaux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shit, I specifically came into these comments to post this specific video. You are definitely one of the good ones 🤣

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  • Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a scene from Reynaert the fox It’s arguably the most amazing text that survived in medieval Dutch. Earliest versions date back to the 13th century.

    It’s full of trickery and very dark humor.

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