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Tender moments

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good ending: they both were looking for friends outside of relationship

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Better ending: they found their third

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      • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Best ending: they both found out they weren’t happy in the relationship, moved on, and found their person

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      • frezik@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Eh, doubt that would be better. Among the Ethically Non-Monogmous, couples looking for a third are considered the worst. They’re invariably looking for a woman to play out the guy’s MFF fantasy. She might be OK with it as a birthday present for him or whatever, but it’s not something she’d choose to do otherwise. If they do manage to find someone, it often doesn’t go well.

        I think these couples need to put some cash aside and find an escort.

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Great ending:

      I was tired of my lady
      We’d been together too long
      Like a worn out recording
      Of a favorite song

      So while she lay there sleepin’
      I read the paper in bed
      And in the personal columns
      There was this letter I read

      If you like piña coladas
      And gettin’ caught in the rain
      If you’re not into yoga
      If you have half a brain
      If you like makin’ love at midnight
      In the dunes on the cape
      Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
      Write to me and escape

      I didn’t think about my lady
      I know that sounds kinda mean
      But me and my old lady
      Had fallen into the same old dull routine

      So I wrote to the paper
      Took out a personal ad
      And though I’m nobody’s poet
      I thought it wasn’t half bad

      Yes, I like piña coladas
      And gettin’ caught in the rain
      I’m not much into health food
      I am into champagne
      I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
      And cut through all this red tape
      At a bar called O’Malley’s
      Where we’ll plan our escape

      So I waited with high hopes
      And she walked in the place
      I knew her smile in an instant
      I knew the curve of her face

      It was my own lovely lady
      And she said, “Oh, it’s you”
      Then we laughed for a moment
      And I said, “I never knew”

      “That you like piña coladas
      And gettin’ caught in the rain
      And the feel of the ocean
      And the taste of champagne
      If you like making love at midnight
      In the dunes on the cape
      You’re the lady I’ve looked for
      Come with me and escape”

      If you like piña coladas
      And gettin’ caught in the rain
      If you’re not into yoga
      If you have half a brain
      If you like making love at midnight
      In the dunes on the cape
      I’m the love that you’ve looked for
      Write to me and escape

      Yes, I like piña coladas
      And gettin’ caught in the rain
      I’m not much into health food
      I am into champagne
      I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
      And cut through all this red tape
      At a bar called O’Malley’s

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My friend was also looking for friends on Tinder. Now he’s divorced.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Twist: they are actually in a polycule.

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      • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.

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    • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In my case, yes, I was much more desperate for gaming buddies.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Do you like piña coladaa?”

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In the pouring rain?

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  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was just about to say. Figured it was bait but glad to see it was a joke.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dish is a revenge best taken out. Or something.

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  • Cocopanda@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She’s probably a Nurse who drives a Nissan Altima and cheats on everyone of her BF’s. Like a typical nurse.

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    • VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I see an Altima, I give them their space. Not trying to have my car missing a bumper too.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plot twist: they look for dates on LinkedIn

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    • amon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      LinkedIn and dating sites are hilarious juxtaposition - the opposite people are looking for each other and want to avoid the seekers on each site.

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